Joey Barton

[neil999]

This country....you can't even have a lovely fight with a baseball bat on a golf course these days

 

[NeilMorepies]

Common sense with Joey Barton…


Week1 David Icke

 

[Kurt.]

This country....you can't even have a lovely fight with a baseball bat on a golf course these days

Poor fella only asked for a club sandwich

 

[coollino]

#confirmed

 

[Loadsofchemistry]

Yes mate, but you can’t go around hitting people with golf clubs. It’s just not cricket.

He was probably just trying to save money, apparently if you knock someone out with one shot with a golf club you have to buy everyone in the clubhouse a round.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Just as long as they didn’t give him a cigar to celebrate

 

[Leylo]

Huntley's bed awaits

 

[COYBL25]

This country....you can't even have a lovely fight with a baseball bat on a golf course these days

I much preferred the days were golfing disputes where settled with a couple of seven irons or even a couple of wedges if things got really heated.

 

[Goodison87]

Apparently all the clubs were hidden in a secret bunker.

Not too far away, under Parr apparently…

 

[barneygumble]

Will be going down as "self defence", allegedly.

WhatsApp, the place where secrets are exposed.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

#confirmed

Here We Go

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Will be going down

Say less

 

[tommye]

With a bit of luck he'll get jail time and be given the kicking he so rightly deserves.

 

[Eggs]

….thoroughly unpleasant human being.

 

[Tommy Chong]

With a bit of luck he'll get jail time and be given the kicking he so rightly deserves.

Agreed Thomas. Shower time in Cell Block C is where Joey will learn what ‘playing the back nine’, and ‘putting from the rough’ really means.