Joey Barton

[Lapeno77]

Will be going down as "self defence", allegedly.

WhatsApp, the place where secrets are exposed.

No chance of him pulling that off.

His best bet would be to go the mental health route. Blame it on his troubled upbringing etc.

 

[msb]

No chance of him pulling that off.

His best bet would be to go the mental health route. Blame it on his troubled upbringing etc.

Be better with diminished responsibility plea, him being as thick as poop and all the rationality of an inebriated baboon.

 

[Kurt.]

“But my Lord, I was only practicing my back swing”

 

[DanB90]

No chance of him pulling that off.

His best bet would be to go the mental health route. Blame it on his troubled upbringing etc.

He’ll probably blame “the lesbians” like he does with his post-playing career taking a dive.

Nothing to do with the fact that he’s a gobshite of a man, like.

 

[coollino]

'yes yes yes I'm a thinking man'

Whack

 

[Kurt.]

He’ll probably blame “the lesbians” like he does with his post-playing career taking a dive.

Nothing to do with the fact that he’s a gobshite of a man like.

What’s that tv presenter called that he hates ? Eli Alouke or something like that….. shel get the blame

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Barton, J. in trouble again? No way!

 

[LostLegend]

BREAKING:

Joseph Barton (Unn.) ==> HMP Liverpool.
Paper work ready pending medical.
Live #herewego confirmed!

 

[matty1878]

me ma lives right by the golfy

wish he would of knocked for a drinks

she could of pelted him with her walking stick

 

[DualityNSNO]

No chance of him pulling that off.

His best bet would be to go the mental health route. Blame it on his troubled upbringing etc.

Yeah if it was first offence or something sure, at this point he's been in trouble about 10 times or so for the exact same thing.

Should be rotting.

On a side note, how long until it's mentioned that he's an Everton fan, do you reckon?

 

[Kurt.]

He’ll be out in 36

 

[Bazlar]

I'll give him 3 months maximum before he breaches one of the orders as is back up to be resentenced.

Correct

 

[Efcjake]

Was it another woman or a child he hit this time?

Scumbag

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Wasn’t that Sophie Ellis Bextor’s follow up single?

Scans more like a line from that old Jona Louie song...

 

[Kurt.]

Scans more like a line from that old Jona Louie song...

Loved that song
Jonah Louie Louie Louie