January Transfer Window 2026

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Surely they won’t let the Dycheanator do this.

 

[windymiller]

What is a Moyes player

Phil Neville

 

[windymiller]

Just spotted a heavily disguised Andy Robertson in Regent Road. Shock switch on the cards to give him game time in the last few years of his career. I will swallow my horror and say welcome Andy.

Big signing or two in the offing so I hear from thrilling rumours spreading along Regent Road as far as Scottie Rd.

Just seen Stirling (Sterling) on Regent Road. I believe he will offer to take a huge pay cut just play his last few years.

Yes. I saw George in Regent Road a few hours ago. There can only be one reason for him being in such a godforsaken place.

Why are you hanging out on Regent Road looking at young lads all the time, lid?

 

[Paul Rideout]

Phil Neville

It’s time Moyes removed him from his carbon casing…

 

[Bungle]

Why are you hanging out on Regent Road looking at young lads all the time, lid?

There's definitely a wankdorf joke to be had somewhere here

 

[Neiler]

TFG own these lids as well don’t they.

 

[Drico]

Surely they won’t let the Dycheanator do this.

I hope they are not considering making a late move for McNeil in the way he considered making a late move to track that Leeds runner the other night…

 

[marnie]

There's definitely a wankdorf joke to be had somewhere here

Knock one out then x

 

[Marcus Kendall]

The worst thing about that was they literally went “ oh well, there is no more right - backs out there”

This is actually untrue

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Why are you hanging out on Regent Road looking at young lads all the time, lid?

Not sure if wires were crossed, but I heard he has a cottage there…

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

You all think Moyes still has the mk I fear of “we’re skint, if I sign someone who’s bad we’re in trouble, I better be absolutely absolutely sure”? That’s a hard habit to break.

Dunno, but I heard he spent the last 40 minutes in Greggs trying to decide if he should get a pie or a sausage roll.

 

[Rothanaa]

Juventus are progressing in talks to sign Emil Holm as new right back in a swap deal with João Mario.

Bologna, keen on João Mario as talks over formula of the deal are still ongoing.

Could be both loans

Could this open the door for Norton Cuffy to us as Juve were interested too ?

I find it a bit strange Juventus has had similar targets to us this window.

 

[NeilMorepies]

I find it a bit strange Juventus has had similar targets to us this window.

Like we had actual targets….

 

[Mashtray]

It’s time Moyes removed him from his carbon casing…View attachment 341739

Incredible haha

But if we taking anyone off I've give me prime Baines

 

[Bally1989]

It's pretty difficult to understand - with the club in a totally different financial situation - why the owners wouldn't take a gamble on a signing or loan.

Why is the money there when relegation threatens but not when Europe beckons ?

Speculate to accumulate.

They have exactly what they need stability nothing more nothing less