January Transfer Window 2026

[Brisan123]

That, and everyone loves a DEAL SHEET

Lads in here prefer a wet sheet to a deal sheet

 

[Brisan123]

None of my business at all, really, but I thought I'd just say a well done to you and Curtis for keeping on good terms and not letting a misunderstanding turn into an endless war on here as sometimes happens. Well done, the both of you.

Anyone that gets annoyed over what some randomer say on the internet needs to go and stand in front of a mirror and take a good long look at themselves

 

[Brisan123]

Rumors really hotting up now.
Will make it all the better when we don't sign anyone.
I love the transfer window.

Launderettes all over north England have cancelled all annual leave next Monday are are planning to operate for 72 straight hours starting 10 am Monday morning

 

[Marcus Kendall]

Anyone that gets annoyed over what some randomer say on the internet needs to go and stand in front of a mirror and take a good long look at themselves

Unless they are Iain Dowie

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

I heard you were Notorious for bad jokes mate.

How dare you!

 

[Joey66]

Anyone that gets annoyed over what some randomer say on the internet needs to go and stand in front of a mirror and take a good long look at themselves

Like watching one of our home games eh ?

 

[blue to the bone]

Traveling to Brighton tomorrow
Match Saturday.
Day off Sunday.
Bank Holiday in Ireland Monday.
Our business is done .
Night all

 

[canuckblue]

Traveling to Brighton tomorrow
Match Saturday.
Day off Sunday.
Bank Holiday in Ireland Monday.
Our business is done .
Night all

Not your average haiku, that.

 

[Fonzy]

Traveling to Brighton tomorrow
Match Saturday.
Day off Sunday.
Bank Holiday in Ireland Monday.
Our business is done .
Night all

Our business was done on page 365 when we brought Armstrong back!!!

 

[Kurt.]

Have faith.

I used to work with a very attractive woman named Faith, and every time I saw her I’d sing the George Michael song in my head

 

[Kurt.]

What happened to our right back you welcomed before?
We are signing Jack Crap.....

He’s better than Patterson

 

[Joey66]

I used to work with a very attractive woman named Faith, and every time I saw her I’d sing the George Michael song in my head

Worse than your Beano jokes .....

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

What happened to our right back you welcomed before?
We are signing Jack Crap.....

I heard the transfer has been delayed as he is demanding the number 2 shirt.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

I used to work with a very attractive woman named Faith, and every time I saw her I’d sing the George Michael song in my head

So when she quit the job, Faith no more?

 

[Kurt.]

So when she quit the job, Faith no more?

I still think about her at night, I can’t get no sleep, Faithless.