January Transfer Window 2026

[JobForTheMoyes]

which is 20 mill less

and plus barry’s now sharting to score

Emphasis on shart!

 

[blue to the bone]

oh don’t …
lucky we will tho!

I have the key to your vault

 

[matty1878]

I have the key to your vault

and i have the vault to your vault

 

[daza_1973]

Imagine when we sign no one
The fume on here !

"Fixed

 

[Curtis]

I heard Calvin Klein is going to make a cologne based on the GOT transfer thread it's going to be an odor that encapsulates urine , panic and and primal outrage , it will be called Blue Angst

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Don’t underestimate how impressive it is to use the power of one’s sphincter to blow the ball past the keeper @matty1878 . It’s the sort of talent that can make him a 100M player with careful nurturing!

 

[Curtis]

Just want to say I’m hugely impressed that I can do a visceral attack on your virginity and you all just ignore me and plough on now, this is real progress. Well done.

To be fair they're probably oblivious to your jibes because when they're not throwing a conniption they're extremely vigilant ensuring their mother has precisely removed the crust on their sandwich

 

[Dario Terracotta]

When does this agony end then?

 

[Yarrgh]

804 pages. Goddammit, just how many full backs have we bought?!?

Don't spoil it for me - I'm off to read tge first 803 pages.

 

[matty1878]

can’t wait till we’ve signed players

and then you all will moan weve signed players

“why didn’t we wait till summer”

 

[Curtis]

When does this agony end then?

When everton cease to function as a club

 

[Blue Smoke]

Over 800 pages of absolute toss

 

[maccavennie]

Over 800 pages of absolute toss

Is he a good right back mate?

Sounds like we've plucked on from the Greek league there!

 

[Blue Smoke]

Is he a good right back mate?

Sounds like we've plucked on from the Greek league there!

He's better than mcneil

 

[maccavennie]

He's better than mcneil

Aren't we all mate!