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January Transfer Window 2026

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Surely must be trying to offload Beto.
Seems the most likely outcome - Beto out and another striker in. Or fail and make do with Beto.

Maybe we will continue with our right back options if Patterson is fit now. Alternatively swap out Patterson for somebody else.

Might have to keep Armstrong.

Grealish out has me pessimistic about the season now - would nice if the club could spring a surprise.
 
Oh B****cks! Fulham and Leeds are after Troy Parrott at £17m. Great buy at that price, a natural goal scorer.

Oh, hold on, he's only 6'1". We only buy 6'5" lampposts to play CF. And what was I thinking of ... we never buy CFs who can hold the ball when pressed and most certainly we'd never be so foolish as to buy a CF who can strike a ball with accuracy or power.
If you want to head to the Holland than grab Van Persie's kid..
 

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