January Transfer Window 2026

[N0L1M1TK]

Least they realise Beto and Barry aren’t good enough…

Have they realised we need full backs yet?

 

[tadpole]

Scored a famous winning goal against Portugal in World Cup quarter final

 

[MACCA75]

Called Youssef
Played for Malaga
Arriving from Turkey in January

Like a Frankenstein of our awful strikers.

 

[Bally1989]

Honestly our season is now virtually over and they’re rushing to sign some donkey from the Turkish league and they’re willing to loan him to us as well….

RED FLAGS

 

[Kevsleftpeg]

Think he's reliable this fella

Are we only going for Moroccan players now!

 

[Clarky cat]

Someone give Cenk Tosun a bell

 

[Bally1989]

Hahaha their fans sarcastic remarks on there have tickled me….

 

[hetion]

Not a fan?

I've watched a few YouTube videos and I'm none the wiser. Scores a lot with his head though

Plays in a very lopsided and bad league and has scored a grand total of 1 goal against the top 8 in that league.

Fenerbace are so not arsed about him they're happy to loan him out very soon after buying him.

A permanent buy gets us an ageing and poor striker who we won't be able to sell on easily, and a loan just wastes some money while taking away minutes from the striker we actually own and should be developing for the future considering that's all there really is to do this season now.

Whole thing is pointless!

 

[Bally1989]

Plays in a very lopsided and bad league and has scored a grand total of 1 goal against the top 8 in that league.

Fenerbace are so not arsed about him they're happy to loan him out very soon after buying him.

A permanent buy gets us an ageing and poor striker who we won't be able to sell on easily, and a loan just wastes some money while taking away minutes from the striker we actually own and should be developing for the future considering that's all there really is to do this season now.

Whole thing is pointless!

Given we’ve wrote our season off with a horrendous week last week adds even further to what on earth are we thinking

 

[Kevsleftpeg]

Plays in a very lopsided and bad league and has scored a grand total of 1 goal against the top 8 in that league.

Fenerbace are so not arsed about him they're happy to loan him out very soon after buying him.

A permanent buy gets us an ageing and poor striker who we won't be able to sell on easily, and a loan just wastes some money while taking away minutes from the striker we actually own and should be developing for the future considering that's all there really is to do this season now.

Whole thing is pointless!

Unless a loan means we can sell Beto over the odds while people are desperate in Jan., reinvest the cash in a right back and buy a proper striker in the summer.

 

[blulouie]

inspiring as always Everton.

Basic rule of thumb if you’re playing in Turkey at 28 you’re either ale house or mentally unstable….

Yes, so welcome to Everton Mr En-Nesyri you’ll fit in well here.

Osimhen says hi

 

[MACCA75]

Loan him in, if only to stop the Beto for Barry sub (and vice versa) after 70 minutes that hasn’t worked once.

 

[Bally1989]

Osimhen says hi

You’ve named the one exception to the rule.

Find me another one please

 

[preposterousvelios]

Plays in a very lopsided and bad league and has scored a grand total of 1 goal against the top 8 in that league.

Fenerbace are so not arsed about him they're happy to loan him out very soon after buying him.

A permanent buy gets us an ageing and poor striker who we won't be able to sell on easily, and a loan just wastes some money while taking away minutes from the striker we actually own and should be developing for the future considering that's all there really is to do this season now.

Whole thing is pointless!

Best I can say is that if we sell Beto for equal or more than what we spend to bring this guy in it would represent a slight improvement to the squad without impacting us financially.

Hard to get excited about though. Not sure he displaces Barry, and obviously much more pressing issues to be addressed.

 

[Curtis]

You’ve named the one exception to the rule.

Find me another one please

Zaha