January Transfer Window 2023

[stipsy_melbourne]

there is time difference where i am, just woke up, have we signed literally no one? whats the time there? any significant updates or rumours to work with or is there no false hope here?

The time is the we are f**ked time!

Now, if you wouldnt mind, please bow in the direction of the West End to thank our Overlord Bill The Dil

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

No, you’d look more stupid laughing at anyone that was worried weeks ago and telling us to chill because players will be coming in (a guess)

So, if we sign players tonight I was right.

 

[Muggins]

I can’t really do much to help Everton.

But I bet the club are at absolute panic stations, with 5 hours to go before the window shuts and no signings, especially after all the recent shenanigans.

Either top secret boss deals have been done and they are popcorning us until 22:59pm, or they are crying their eyes out that they are finished because they have failed so spectacularly no one will every forgive them, as it’s inexcusable!

We are bottom of the league, it will be unforgivable, forever.

 

[Westie76]

Guessing nobody is coming in

 

[Hogwild]

Somewhere Lampard is on a beach thinking, "man - I'd hate to be Dyche this weekend"

 

[JohnRoss23]

Been at work all day and only checked the last 2 pages but I assume we aren’t getting anybody then?

Go back 33 pages, good stuff somewhere in there.

 

[hktoffee]

Roma want to make the move permanent now. No loans or loan with option to buy.

I expect zero incoming. Shambles.

 

[Cjplennon]

Everything about this is just so infuriating - the patronizing Echo, the useless Thelwell, and Dyche in skinny jeans

Skinny jeans or fat legs?

 

[Julio Ananas]

BEST CHANCE OF RIGHT WINGER NOW ANDREW BRIDGEN

 

[blulouie]

“We will get a striker” - Farhad Moshiri, last week lol

We will sign Andre Ayew tomorrow.

 

[jonnyboy316]

ROFL. Ayew flying in to sign for one of the bottom 6. Sounds like we have our striker

 

[Sheedy's right knee.]

Is this social media anxiety. At the moment I think I’m suffering from it

 

[Wat Tyler]

He’s laughing at the idea of us being relegated as well.

Despite us sitting 19th in the league. Ahead of only Southampton on goal difference and being the only team around us who hasn’t strengthened, whilst others have strengthened significantly.

I want some of the high grade PCP he’s on.

People become entrenched in their online views, the cool kids like to act they are above “the bedwetters,” when logical people can see the facts speak for themselves. We are in turmoil.

 

[Sadken]

I can’t really do much to help Everton.

But I bet the club are at absolute panic stations, with 5 hours to go before the window shuts and no signings, especially after all the recent shenanigans.

Either top secret boss deals have been done and they are popcorning us until 22:59pm, or they are crying their eyes out that they are finished because they have failed so spectacularly no one will every forgive them, as it’s inexcusable!

We are bottom of the league, it will be unforgivable, forever.

And thelwell will go the same way as brands and Walsh.

 

[matty1878]

So, if we sign players tonight I was right.

LOL go to bed mate