January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[Connor]

Sack all this bringing Cahill back stuff as well, was past it when he left

Would bring him back as a coach or to whack Osman with his book

 

[Donald Twain]

We've signed Aaron Lennon on loan till the end of the season. Aaron Lennon is fast. Some people think he's crap, others think we might as well have him on loan.

We're not selling Mirallas today.

Distin is apparently taking to west Ham, someone made up a rumour that it might involve Winston Reid, but I don't think that's true.

We're not signing that Nyland Keeper, or that fancy named winger, for today at least.

I think that sums up 900 odd pages.

You forgot the laughter and the tears.

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

This just in


Put some mini pizzas in the oven, soon to be going to my stomach on a permanent transfer

Poor buy...

They'll turn out crap in the end.

 

[Toffeelover]

if distin goes it's time for a party

Absolutely, just imagine the chaos he could cause in the Hammer's defence.

 

[roydo]

He's a Malmo fan mate.
Could be a Blue too though.

Just caught my eye mate. Malmo eh? Their manager who got them to a EC final turned up at Bristol City beards ago. Bob Houghton or something.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I love you mate but you are a bit odd.

This is just terrible

If it gets any worse, I might write a maudlin haiku

OH THE HUMANITY

 

[Donald Twain]

Err, he's cup tied mate.

Lol

 

[Lukaku'sLeftTesticle]

You say seriously as if it's some massive deal to give a new signing a chance.

Then you blatantly lie in the rest of it. Mirallas isn't going the other way.

Honestly, I think damon's made a few better posts than that in the last week. It was that bad.

Its a view to a permanent move..

If we choose to make it permanent, then its very likely Mirallas goes the other way

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Its a view to a permanent move..

If we choose to make it permanent, then its very likely Mirallas goes the other way

How do you work that one out?

 

[Alex Hindmarsh]

The people moaning about him are just as bad as the fans who turn up at Goodison ready to boo.

Give the guy a chance to have a dump at Finch Farm before you slate him for gods sake.

Spot on there mate. Not sure on the dump thing but yeah whatever suits you buddy.

 

[marty mcfly]

So would you start Lennon in the derby.

I have to be honest, I would. He's still better than Naismith and McGeady.

 

[davek]

Even if it's just Eto'o out, Lennon in, that sees us leaving the window stronger than we entered it, imo.

 

[USABlue]

Its a view to a permanent move..

If we choose to make it permanent, then its very likely Mirallas goes the other way

see what you're saying but if Kev leaves it won't be to spurs. He wants to play CL

 

[Kantareller]

Capoue? Can play as centrehalf

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

The people moaning about him are just as bad as the fans who turn up at Goodison ready to boo.

Give the guy a chance to have a dump at Finch Farm before you slate him for gods sake.

No mate

He's terrible and makes Care Bears cry

Some lads said so on the internet, they wouldn't lie to me