January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[Lukaku'sLeftTesticle]

Why are you making stuff up?

The loan deal has the option of making it permanent.

 

[AdamEFC]

I'm allowed to post in this one GET IN.

You utter cockmonkeys getting sucked into SkySport's jarg game. My toes are curling so much they're touching my shins over the amount of guff you've posted on this once fine forum over the past month.

Blue And White Kop.

soz abar you

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

My penis is throbbing.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Joined tonight. Two posts. Both negative.

Hmm.

He's a Malmo fan mate.
Could be a Blue too though.

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

Do you know if Lennon is ofishal yet?

Not yet but everyone seems to have bought it hook, line and sinker

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

if distin goes it's time for a party

The Everton wives will finally see daylight again

 

[Bob Latchford]

Lads, can anyone neatly sum up what's going on with our transfers in 1 brief paragraph please? Thanks!

We havent signed anyone yet.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

au revoir distin

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

My penis is throbbing.

Give it a rest then, eh?

 

[Titus Bramble]

The loan deal has the option of making it permanent.

I meant the part of your post that I bolded.

 

[Donald Twain]

Bit unlikely, considering he's played in five group games for Spurs in that competition this season already. I suspect he's cup-tied.

Do I really have to nail my post folks?

 

[neo2020]

We're getting Lennon from Spurs on loan with a view to buy. Rumors that Distin might be off to West Ham

Thanks mate. Are we losing Mirallas in the other direction?

 

[ijjysmith]

You're all blinkered

This the worst thing that ever happened ever

Excuse me while I walk into a wolf's lair while wearing a suit made out of steak

I love you mate but you are a bit odd.

 

[n01efc]

if distin goes it's time for a party

It won't be when Jags or Stones get injured

 

[eurosrees]

Lads, can anyone neatly sum up what's going on with our transfers in 1 brief paragraph please? Thanks!

We've signed Aaron Lennon on loan till the end of the season. Aaron Lennon is fast. Some people think he's crap, others think we might as well have him on loan.

We're not selling Mirallas today.

Distin is apparently taking to west Ham, someone made up a rumour that it might involve Winston Reid, but I don't think that's true.

We're not signing that Nyland Keeper, or that fancy named winger, for today at least.

I think that sums up 900 odd pages.