January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[AdaBrummieblue]

I knew there wasn't any point bothering looking at transfers today until the evening. lastminute.com/everton

But then you'd miss out on all the top Bantz and fish puns. I for one know my day would have been worse without it.

 

[Neiler]

We spent years with no wingers, now we have about 6 gash ones bar super Kev.

I'm not enjoying this!

 

[matty1878]

This has got mirallas getting sold and nobody in all over it. F of Everton f of kenwright

 

[Garymc2412]

If we sign Lennon and spurs take mirrales that's it no more season tickets in this household
Just don't want to sign a never has been who has been touted to every club in prem this week

 

[GreenTeddy]

McGeady is better than Lennon.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Mirallas isn't going anywhere tonight unless there's a massive bid. They need to keep Spurs fans watching, hence the daft statement from the fella then.

 

[royalblue66]

This is turning into a night mare

 

[alpha1]

If I had a squid for every fish related pun on here I would have a smile that breamed from ear to ear

 

[CrabbyPaddy]

Can just imagine Kenwright and Levy trying to agree a fee for Kev.

Levy starts at 50p and Kenwright starts at 80 million.

 

[sageyefc]

Wish unspeakable acts on them clowns on our board if Kev goes

 

[roydo]

That Mirallas thing was toilet yeah?

I reckon. BBC said Kev is going nowhere tonight earlier. And I would say that Ian Dennis is better sourced than the Sky fella in the car park.

 

[Tubey]

Oh come on, not Lennon surely? Sake...

 

[Neiler]

None of our players cross mate.

Was growing for the half full option, but now I'm depressed.

 

[paulbefc]

Don't be ridiculous. Of course Mirallas isn't leaving.

 

[eyeeyepopeye]

...Tony Barret yet another massive red working in the media. At least he's a scouser.

He's a good lad Tony, we hung around together growing up