ToffeeDevil
Player Valuation: £20m
that poem he wrote got me in the feels
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So hes been hit in the balls . Thats not a excuse to miss a game !.
Sassy Colombian
Member: Team PoP
'I was pensive about James but he's been excellent' - Ex-Real midfielder praised for 'big impact' at Everton | Goal.com US
Nigel Martyn has praised James Rodriguez for making a "big impact" at Everton, while admitting to being "pensive" over the "excellent" Real Madrid midfielder's initial arrival
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Un balonazo en los testículos sería la causa de las molestias de James Rodríguez
El mediocampista colombiano fue titular en todos los partidos de Premier League del Everton.www.antena2.com
Apparently the issue was that he took a ball to his balls in the game vs Liverpool
Testiculos
dios mio
Sore testies
Blue Shoes
Player Valuation: £10m
The odd person reads this and presume you're on about filling the wife
... The vast majority know you're on about filling james though
DaChunk
Player Valuation: £25m
No wonder he's so slow
A baller doesn’t need pace, James could play until he’s 40.
Doctors are confused as both testicles have become bigger than the other.
Keep it on the quiet please, I've heard James has his bodyguards checking out this thread because someone called maccavennie has posted about him 41,337 times in the last 4 weeks.
Ive tried to stay off this thread since Sunday so don't drag me back in. I don't want another restraining order from another Everton player!
Right that's it I'm back in, what's all this about his swollen Colombian ballsack? Has Papa Carlo confirmed he's out injured or has he got his sack resting in a bucket of ice?
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