2020/21 James Rodriguez

[JohnTheBlue]

Imagine Everton signed a world class midfielder for free

 

[AmericasToffee]

Ridiculously short timeframe between games too. He plays in Chile on the Tuesday local time, I guess he flies back to the UK on Wednesday, arrives back UK time on Thursday. Basically has only Friday to recover from jetlag and two tough international games, then he gets thrown back into the mixer for a Saturday lunchtime kick-off in a derby.

If these aren't WCQ I can see him resting one of the two games. He's played a lot of football recently.

 

[AmericasToffee]

I have a similar feeling in my trousers

Tommye watching the highlights

 

[JohnTheBlue]

Given his past injuries I hope our medical staff are watching him like a hawk

 

[KaiserEFC]

Is there anything in the Madrid media suggesting they’ve made a mistake yet or does Zidane have them on strings?

 

[mill]

Given his past injuries I hope our medical staff are watching him like a hawk

 

[Grinch]

Shag my wife please

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

 

[Librarian]

Give him a contact extension quickly

 

[Drico]

Shag my wife please

Why put her first?

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Ridiculously short timeframe between games too. He plays in Chile on the Tuesday local time, I guess he flies back to the UK on Wednesday, arrives back UK time on Thursday. Basically has only Friday to recover from jetlag and two tough international games, then he gets thrown back into the mixer for a Saturday lunchtime kick-off in a derby.

Would love to hear that he picked up an “injury” in the game today.

 

[AmericasToffee]

Let's also take a moment to appreciate delightful finessed free kick right onto Yerry's noggin

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Scores goals. That flick to set up his second was unbelievable. Is this really Everton playing?

 

[Osamabindiesel]

As for our set pieces- Mina, Keane, Dom, Richarlison, Iwobi, Doucore, Gomes.

how do you stop all that size and aerial ability coming onto a James free kick?

 

[DanB90]

Convinced the rest of the squad have upped their game massively because you’ve got the likes of this lad come in.

Imagine how you’d look having an off day, you’re blowing out your arse from running about like a headless chicken, you look up and see James not even worked up a sweat, doing magic stuff at walking pace.