Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
Not as useless but way more, you can at least use a chocolate teapot as chocolate. This guy is more like a third hand burst condom.
I didnt expect that supplies were running that low in your neck of the woods.
How on earth did you visualise that

The joy of today’s warrants for these war mongers is it strips the hypocrites of any place to hide.
You want people to hold Putin to account? You have to hold your pals to account. You want to protect human rights in Ukraine? You have to protect human rights in Gaza.
You can’t cherry pick. These things are universal. If you do, we can all make our minds up if we really want to support the causes you see as non-negotiable. Because, in this case, everything has just become negotiable - because you have shown that to be the case.
Indeed, so its Israel & Ukraine OR Terror Groups, Iran & Russia.
You know, the best pals Khamenei and Putin.
These 'arrest warrants' btw are as useful as diet water.