Billy Dean
Player Valuation: £70m
I read the article. It's actually quite tongue in cheek, including the headline, and basically just says that his booking was a bit ridiculous
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Yes, I understand.
The point I’m making is a journalistic one.
Headline yes/no questions always have the answer ‘no.’
So the headline ought to be “Should players be booked for impersonating seagulls?”
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
The current level of journalism it probably took him half a day to figure out how to open his laptop mate
RalphDring
Player Valuation: £8m
Got that bit of star quality about him, works really hard, can make fooball look easy and fun, makes a nice change.
T Bone
Player Valuation: £1.5m
I've seen players cup thier ears. Seen players actually interact with the oppo fans after scoring and shooting things and doing all kinds of gestures. No cardsHe should keep "The Seagull" as his signature celebration.
He'll only get booked 8 times a season
Brighton
Newcastle - magpie
Palace - eagle
Spurs- Cockerel
Waving arms like a bird? Has to be another another unfortunate 1st stat to add to the massive collection.
Drunken McKenzie
Player Valuation: £150k
This is a zero point warning because your post is in very poor taste. I know it's in jest, but have a little more decorum wrt these tragic accidents.
I hope he doesn't do a helicopter impression if he score against Leicester on Saturday...
Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
Not sure if anyone in GOT gets the' Guardian Football Daily' email, but a couple of days ago they published my letter....
"With reference to Stephen Rankin’s comments about Iliman Ndiaye’s Seagull impersonation brightening a dull game (yesterday’s Football Daily letters), I might add that although this is an entertainment business, the referee was not entertained, but rather booked Ndiaye for excessive celebration. Not dissimilar to Richarlison (when at Everton) and his pigeon celebration. Perhaps The Knowledge can weigh in on a player being booked before for impersonating a bird (flightless or otherwise) during a game?” – Mr Hawtree."
Obviously I was having a boring Monday in work...
"With reference to Stephen Rankin’s comments about Iliman Ndiaye’s Seagull impersonation brightening a dull game (yesterday’s Football Daily letters), I might add that although this is an entertainment business, the referee was not entertained, but rather booked Ndiaye for excessive celebration. Not dissimilar to Richarlison (when at Everton) and his pigeon celebration. Perhaps The Knowledge can weigh in on a player being booked before for impersonating a bird (flightless or otherwise) during a game?” – Mr Hawtree."
Obviously I was having a boring Monday in work...
The seagull in the first 2 seconds of this training video. 
NilSatisSte
Player Valuation: £25k
No real need was there lad
Bryan+
Player Valuation: £40m
BlueStevie35
Player Valuation: £70m
‘I’m in love, I can’t deny, our number 10 his name is Iliman Ndiaye, from Senegal to Bramley Moore, he’s f’n magic he’s the one that we adore’
Worked tirelessly. Led the press from the front and thoroughly deserved that goal.
What a player.
What a player.
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