2024/25 Iliman Ndiaye

[FTY]

 

[FTY]

Probably time to give up on the dream of being a graphic designer

 

[Titus Bramble]

Still struggling to get my head around him getting a yellow for flapping his arms.
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Absolutely baffling this. The amount of stick Vardy gives opposition fans every time he scores for example, and Ndiaye gets booked for flapping his arms?

He proper got into their heads though didn't he?

 

[ValBlue]

Sports journalism has peaked, I’m afraid

 

[ValBlue]

there’s 186 comments and almost all of them are bird puns - highly suggest anyone with access gives them a read

 

[Drunken McKenzie]

I hope he gets to do his Liver Bird impersonation in the derby.

 

[irishtony1878]

He should keep "The Seagull" as his signature celebration.
He'll only get booked 8 times a season
Brighton
Newcastle - magpie
Palace - eagle
Spurs- Cockerel

 

[RufusCat]

He should keep "The Seagull" as his signature celebration.
He'll only get booked 8 times a season
Brighton
Newcastle - magpie
Palace - eagle
Spurs- Cockerel

And anybody referred to as s++++hawks, of course.

 

[Timbucktoo]

He should keep "The Seagull" as his signature celebration.
He'll only get booked 8 times a season
Brighton
Newcastle - magpie
Palace - eagle
Spurs- Cockerel

I`m sure you could add the RS to that list as they`ll get upset about their Liverbird.

 

[carolinablue232]

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Sports journalism has peaked, I’m afraid

Can’t wait til he scores against Brentford and gets booked for buzzing around the pitch like a bee.

 

[Titus Shambles]

I`m sure you could add the RS to that list as they`ll get upset about their Liverbird.

BREAKING NEWS: Everton have been deducted 10 points for offending a RS, and after a VAR review it has been decided the derby will start with a penalty to Mo Salah.

 

[allen]

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Sports journalism has peaked, I’m afraid

I’ve not read the article, but it’s a foundational law of headline writing that whenever it includes a yes-no question, the answer is always ‘no.’

Surely he can’t be arguing that… in which case, he - or his subeditor - has forgotten Betteridge’s golden rule.

 

[Vintage]

Can’t wait til he scores against Brentford and gets booked for buzzing around the pitch like a bee.

And punching a Ruud Van Nistelrooy mask after he scores at St James Park

 

[bluestevon]

He should keep "The Seagull" as his signature celebration.
He'll only get booked 8 times a season
Brighton
Newcastle - magpie
Palace - eagle
Spurs- Cockerel

Liverpool?

West Brom if they got promoted

Sunderland if they go up, they aren't a bird, but they are a black cat, thus a bird impression could be said to be inciting to cats ...

 

[Benno]

Some days you’re the statue and others you’re the seagull.