Idea for a security company

[Ct jr.]

Chico, read this and worry.

This young Canadian has been thrown from his igloo because of you, he is hungry for young seal flesh, the only thing he'll see is you and your dogs, not even a polar bear in sight................how big is his knife

Actually "how big" is my chinese gardener.

 

[chicoazul]

strikes up a flare*

 

[monty]

Actually "how big" is my chinese gardener.

do you mean knee high

 

[Ct jr.]

do you mean knee high

no he sells cold drinks. How Long is my tailor. Sum Ting Wong is my mechanic. and Sum Dum Gy is my teacher at school.

 

[Latch]

strikes up a flare*

* at arm's length.

 

[zero]

Who Flung Dung is the best

 

[Ct jr.]

Who Flung Dung is the best

ya he is my schools principal!
p.s. thanks i forgot about that one

 

[monty]

Who Flung Dung is the best

Fling [Poor language removed] Hi

 

[SuitsBlue]

im reminded of a T shirt i saw in florida

f*** um yung

cest terrible!

there were loads on it, thats the one that stuck. [Poor language removed].

 

[monty]

I used to have a T shirt with what looked like the Kit Kat logo on it but on close inspection it read 'have a break have a qucik crap' If I remember corectly the first holder of the title Mrs Monty sent it to a jumble sale, costly f---ing, fridged bitch, but I'm not bitter