Worn a speck of gold.
I have never...
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Clarky cat
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Been in a Turkish prison.
I take that back; some cufflinks, once.
Tommy Chong
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Never have I ever... Engaged in the activity of 'Philately'.
Met Leighton Baines.
Googled one of @Tommy Chong phrases..
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
Pray tell... Which one?
I Have never been slapped on the forehead with a penis by a naked man untill asking for his help to carry his drunken wife up the stairs to their hotel room . CHRIST.
Well i managed to clear my head and escape from the 'Cleveland Steamer' but in turn I dared not look at your last post, I need sleep tonightPray tell... Which one?
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
That's, ummmm, quite specific, mate...
his missus was pissed mate............ he is on the balcony and I am trying to carry her up the stairs............... he waves and says ..........I'll open the door............ me says........any chance that you can help me here............ he runs down the stairs NAKED......... I have her by the thighs carrying her up the stairs.............. he comes to help me and takes her from under her arms..............then slaps his penis on my forehead 7 times.What part of that are you not getting xxxxxThat's quite specific, mate...
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
Ahhh, that makes more sense now. In some cultures, I think a penis slap to the forehead is considered as a gesture of gratitude.his missus was pissed mate............ he is on the balcony and I am trying to carry her up the stairs............... he waves and says ..........I'll open the door............ me says........any chance that you can help me here............ he runs down the stairs NAKED......... I have her by the thighs carrying her up the stairs.............. he comes to help me and takes her from under her arms..............then slaps his penis on my forehead 7 times.What part of that are you not getting xxxxx
7 times, huh? That must mean he was really grateful for your assistance!
To be honest there was only 4 steps...............I just paused and pretened i was out of breath xxxAhhh, that makes more sense now. In some cultures, I think a penis slap to the forehead is considered as a gesture of gratitude.
7 times, huh? That must mean he was really grateful for your assistance!
What made you count the number of times his penis slapped your forehead?
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