Efcjake
Player Valuation: £80m
Chico thanks for your match previews, your elegant scousisms have had me pissing myself while choking down a ciggie in -30, as I`ve been freezing me arse off in Canada for the last year like a proper loon. Keep up the good work mate! Can`t wait for next year`s write-ups as we absolutely boss it at a trot. Allez Allez Oh!!!
