How many sexual partners have you had?

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17. I remember it well. Sofa downstaires at 4 in the morning. GF at the time was like 'do you wanna have sex?' and I was like 'alright' but inside I screaming no ffs no I'm scared please no.

But then I did it and humped her like a little jack russell and did a victory dance celebration in the street by myself after I'd walked her home. Good times.
 
My first time was when I was 13 and the girl was the cousin of ex QPR and Wales goalkeeper Tony Roberts...... cut a long story short she was late and was convinced she was pregnant so she went to confide in her cousin Donna, who was Tony's sister. I have lasting memories of Tony chastising me and telling me I would never be a pro footballer if this was how I behaved...... roll forward many years and he was sacked as QPR coach for alleged indiscretions with John Gregory's wife I believe. Feckin Hypocrite.
 
My first time was when I was 13 and the girl was the cousin of ex QPR and Wales goalkeeper Tony Roberts...... cut a long story short she was late and was convinced she was pregnant so she went to confide in her cousin Donna, who was Tony's sister. I have lasting memories of Tony chastising me and telling me I would never be a pro footballer if this was how I behaved...... roll forward many years and he was sacked as QPR coach for alleged indiscretions with John Gregory's wife I believe. Feckin Hypocrite.

yet he was right...you never became a pro footballer. Now who's sorry?
 
I have no idea.

I joined the forces at 17 and spent the next year or two slotting anything that moved.

This is not a brag however as 94% were pigs with knickers.
 
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