Happy birthday Chicago Toffee.

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Happy Birthday from me Jake and Elwood.
 
Curious to see what stereotypes/perceptions you all have of the Windy City. I've been here long enough to have my own so curious what others associate Chicago with.

I also grew up in Texas so that's certainly a whole 'nother thread....
 
Curious to see what stereotypes/perceptions you all have of the Windy City. I've been here long enough to have my own so curious what others associate Chicago with.

I also grew up in Texas so that's certainly a whole 'nother thread....

I knew there was something good about you but I just couldn't put my finger on it....
 
I forgot Al Bundy was a Chicago character. Not far off the mark.

Winter is on the way - another 4 months before I see my beloved sun dresses again. Boo.

TxBill - you get them year 'round. Jealous.

Yeah, TX girls ain't ugly that's for sure. You should see my wife. A 10 and I'm not lying.
 
Im hoping to meet a Texan girl if Im being honest.

Give me tips on what I need to do Bill, apart from move to Texas like.

Depends on where she's from in Texas:

North Texas (Dallas) - act like you make more $$$ than you actually do and be slightly douchebag (trendy shirt, trendy haircut, etc...)

Houston - the same as Dallas but to a more "working" extent

West Texas - do you own a dually? Look that one up and you'll see.

East Texas - know your way around the Piney Woods.

Panhandle - have a job (any kind will do) and most of your teeth.
 
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