chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Photons from a local star driving photosynthesis to combine CO2 into organic materials, then eaten by fish which on time become dead and anoxicly preserved under pressure for 120 million years slowly converted by the Browning reaction into oil. Its is drilled for and extracted by man and distilled into fractions, for part of that to be polymerised into yarn, part of it synthesised into coloured dyes, to be then woven into an utterly useless commodity to be flogged to some bozo on its way to becoming landfill. (That is, if its not first woven into some garment worn by a Just Stop Oil super-bozo.)
All seems a bit pointless really.
All seems a bit pointless really.