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Thread 'Are we sure Richard Hawkins is dead?'

Has anyone tried switching him of, then back on again,

Or tried throwing sawdust at him? One NEVER knows.



Maybe should be in the dead thread, but as there are switches & sawdust involved I thought I would open it to GOT members.
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bigbadmeff's final words

bigbadjeff said:
mick Jaggers son by a coloured lady was in London for a concert at Wembley. He was going down Croydon high street and found he was short of money. He went into a pawn brokers and tried to pawn his cuff links, he was talking to a lady called Patricia Whack. She called the manager and told him what had occurred. The owner turned round and said
“ It’s a nick knack Patty Whack, leave the wig alone, his old man’s a rolling stone “
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bigbadjeff said:
Should have been wog, but may upset some.
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bigbadjeff said:
Some people on here are easily offended. Do they live in the real world ? It’s nice & fluffy but gritty & near the knuckle. Who did it offend? Grow up ? Grow a pair, or you a slave to political correctness ?
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Nymzee said:
The story you retold in that thread always cracked me up.

Mate on the sofa, new fella in the house.

Comes down for his breakfast "alright Dave, scooch over, SoccerAM is on".
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Straight up 'kin madness all that.

Fella had to go through the courts to get access to his daughter from the relationship. Apparently some of that was used as his case against the mother.

Imagine being the legal or the judge and keeping a straight face.
 
trueblue84 said:
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He was definitely a special case.
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