On Unsworth, I just listed all three managers we’ve had to be fair. Didn’t expect him to get many or any votes and wasn’t meant to imply he was crap.
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On Unsworth, I just listed all three managers we’ve had to be fair. Didn’t expect him to get many or any votes and wasn’t meant to imply he was crap.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £80m
Another season like this one.
Or a bag of diarrhoea.
Choose quickly, there's not many bags left.
AsiaAsia82
Player Valuation: £35m
Those at the top are accountable for the mess
Toffee in Jandals
Player Valuation: £35m
Steve Walsh, Ronald Koeman and Ashley Williams, in that order. Honourable shout-out to Kevin Mirallas.
Sharpattack
Player Valuation: £35m
I have a horrible feeling that by next May this season will be considered a success when compared to next season
I need 4 picks: Koeman, Walsh, Moshiri and Schneiderlin (he's way out on his own as the biggest cowardly turd!)
The fact that wastes of space Williams and Schneiderlin cant get a look in shows how bad Koeman, Walsh and Kenwright are.
These 3 between them have squandered 140M + wages on some total gash players
These 3 between them have squandered 140M + wages on some total gash players
Blackwell Livermore
Player Valuation: £8m
BK, Walsh and Martinez.
Blackwell Livermore
Player Valuation: £8m
Jags has my thanks. But it's time to go.
Walsh, Koeman, Moshiri, Kenwright and Williams.
The first fourfor their mismanagement which have put us in situation we find ourselves in. Williams because he's been horrific as a player and leader.
I don't even blame Allardyce. If we'd have got things right pre-season and hadn't botched our transfer strategy he wouldn't be here. The fact he's here is also own Kenwright and Moshiri for panicking.
The first fourfor their mismanagement which have put us in situation we find ourselves in. Williams because he's been horrific as a player and leader.
I don't even blame Allardyce. If we'd have got things right pre-season and hadn't botched our transfer strategy he wouldn't be here. The fact he's here is also own Kenwright and Moshiri for panicking.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £80m
I don't know if I should laugh or cry about that prospect. It's a realistic scenario though... At least some of the worse drains on the money will be about to head off or at least be a year closer to going.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £80m
To be fair there are so many categories, everyone can have an award...
The Agent Johnson award for senior management bringing the club into disrepute:
Nominee 1: Farhad and his oddball diatribe about voodoo witchdoctors in Africa
Nominee 2: Walsh and his summer long travels of the Med resulting in nothing and a badly balanced squad
Nominee 3: Bill and his 45 million decade long capture of dead ball specialist Gylfi Siggurdson
The Mike Walker Award for managing atrociously to the point of complete bafflement of everyone
Nominee 1: Moonhead for a complete failure to compete in Europe and stink a season out so bad that it makes 10 million to get rid of him and ply his trade elsewhere look like the best value deal the club did all year
Nominee 2: Big Scam and his record performances for lack of procession, 4 games in a row with no shot on target and complete wummery of the Everton fanbase
Nominee 3: David Unsworth and his blighting of his own chances for a long term position due to lack of support from the board and a bunch of bad sh*thouses in the squad not being bothered in the slightest.
The Alex Nyarko Award for Professionalism in a blue shirt:
Nominee 1: Ashley Williams for his all in wrestling style and complete absence of pace
Nominee 2: Morgan Schneiderlin for his ability to not pull his tripe out unless playing for a move at the end of the season and therefore showing what a sh*teahouse he really is
Nominee 3: Wayne for getting bladdered and driving a lady home whilst under the influence
The Andy Van Der Meyde Award for non-playing Excellence:
Nominee 1: Davy Klassen for not playing
Nominee 2: Ross Barkley for not playing and costing a huge transfer free loss by not going to a medical or something
Nominee 3: Sandro Ramirez for hopping on the return flight back to Spain to not play there either
I haven't gotten to the Per Koldrup Defensive Award, the Jonny Heitinga Want Away Award, or even the Royston Drenthe what the **** award.... the list is literally as long as their are people to poke fun at.
The Agent Johnson award for senior management bringing the club into disrepute:
Nominee 1: Farhad and his oddball diatribe about voodoo witchdoctors in Africa
Nominee 2: Walsh and his summer long travels of the Med resulting in nothing and a badly balanced squad
Nominee 3: Bill and his 45 million decade long capture of dead ball specialist Gylfi Siggurdson
The Mike Walker Award for managing atrociously to the point of complete bafflement of everyone
Nominee 1: Moonhead for a complete failure to compete in Europe and stink a season out so bad that it makes 10 million to get rid of him and ply his trade elsewhere look like the best value deal the club did all year
Nominee 2: Big Scam and his record performances for lack of procession, 4 games in a row with no shot on target and complete wummery of the Everton fanbase
Nominee 3: David Unsworth and his blighting of his own chances for a long term position due to lack of support from the board and a bunch of bad sh*thouses in the squad not being bothered in the slightest.
The Alex Nyarko Award for Professionalism in a blue shirt:
Nominee 1: Ashley Williams for his all in wrestling style and complete absence of pace
Nominee 2: Morgan Schneiderlin for his ability to not pull his tripe out unless playing for a move at the end of the season and therefore showing what a sh*teahouse he really is
Nominee 3: Wayne for getting bladdered and driving a lady home whilst under the influence
The Andy Van Der Meyde Award for non-playing Excellence:
Nominee 1: Davy Klassen for not playing
Nominee 2: Ross Barkley for not playing and costing a huge transfer free loss by not going to a medical or something
Nominee 3: Sandro Ramirez for hopping on the return flight back to Spain to not play there either
I haven't gotten to the Per Koldrup Defensive Award, the Jonny Heitinga Want Away Award, or even the Royston Drenthe what the **** award.... the list is literally as long as their are people to poke fun at.
twoblue
Player Valuation: £35m
In defence of Walsh... most of us were happy with the squad we had going in to the season. Lookman looks like a find (for us or someone else next season), tosun May work out. Sig was our big signing and looked good on paper. As did Keane. Many thought we Wd push top 4.
In August, without the power of hindsight we would have said, job well done.
It hasn’t worked out and it’s a results business, but he may have had better results from his players with a better manager(s) in charge.
In August, without the power of hindsight we would have said, job well done.
It hasn’t worked out and it’s a results business, but he may have had better results from his players with a better manager(s) in charge.
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