Golden Turd Award

Golden Turd Award winner is?

  • Ronald Koeman

  • David Unsworth

  • Sam Allardyce

  • Bill Kenwright

  • Farhad Moshiri

  • Steve Walsh

  • Cuco Martina

  • Ashley Williams

  • Phil Jagielka

  • Morgan Schneiderlin

  • Yannick Bolasie

  • Other (reply in thread)


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Just Walsh for me.

He is the DOF and sits above any manager. Therefore he is ultimately responsible for the shambles that is EFC.
 
Koeman Walsh Martinez kenwrong elstdoom and the two fat sams for me. Endless list of incompetence or even incontinence with the way they stink the place out
 
Walsh, Big Scam and Fat Ash.

All still with us. All will carry a pretty price to bin off. I couldn't vote for Moonhead as I wouldn't even want to consider him coming back for a theoretical award.

Billy Blue Balls would get the lifetime golden turd award for such long term commitment to mediocrity to make up for missing out this year.
 
Koeman, I’ve never loathed someone so much, creates an absolute mess then just walks away in to another job.

Walsh, it’s almost like him and Koeman didn’t speak about a style and players they would need for that style. Get him out.

Williams, not giving 100% and looking not even bothered by it. Like a few in the upper corridors of Goodison.
 
No drunk driving Rooney...
It was a hell of a low bar set this season.

I even think it's harsh to list Cuco. He at least tries and it's not his fault he's not very good and was played on the wrong side.

Where's Mirallas or Sandro? Suntan Bob? Not even a Ross shout even.

Atrocious season. I've just been told that one of the main men at the place I work has a calendar with the day after the last match circled and is crossing off the days to it because "no more effing Allardyce". I imagine there's a lot of calendars like that for a whole host of Evertonians.
 
It was a hell of a low bar set this season.

I even think it's harsh to list Cuco. He at least tries and it's not his fault he's not very good and was played on the wrong side.

Where's Mirallas or Sandro? Suntan Bob? Not even a Ross shout even.

Atrocious season. I've just been told that one of the main men at the place I work has a calendar with the day after the last match circled and is crossing off the days to it because "no more effing Allardyce". I imagine there's a lot of calendars like that for a whole host of Evertonians.

All those you mention could be on there, yet he's put jags, not sure i understand that nomination like.
 
the Fans. Getting one manager sacked, abusing Unsworth when he tried to step up, then working towards trying to get Sam sacked even before he'd taken over.

Rats!
 
Koeman, Walsh and Williams for me.

Whatever you may think of his style of football, BFS came in and did the job he was asked to do, although now it is done, I want him to kindly sod off.

Cuco Martina was played out of position for half of the season, which is not really his fault.

Schneiderlin has started to come good (although whether that is because he wants out is another story).

How Unsworth is on that list is beyond me. He's not to blame for any of this.
 
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