Golden Turd Award

[LABlue2]

In honor of the Dixie’s today, who wins the one award they forgot to hand out? I’ve allowed you to pick three lucky winners as choosing only one is near impossible.

 

[sageyefc]

All of the above

 

[ilikecheese]

The Turdies...I like it.

 

[argietoffee]

Turd on toast

 

[Huyton Layne]

Fat head, fatter head, and the Frenchman for me.

 

[BiggyRat]

I'll save my votes for the GOT awards.

 

[carolinablue232]

Has to be Walsh and Koeman. They created this mess. Everyone else just lives in it.

 

[ilikecheese]

FWIW I don't think Sam deserves to be near the top of this table. He did the job he was asked to do. He did it with turgid football and proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is a one trick pony...but he did it nonetheless.

Walsh and RonKo were my definite first choices. I chose other for my third because I can't decide as there are several candidates.

 

[Cork Evertonian]

I nominate Ronald Koeman Steve Walsh and Sam Allardyce as joint winners of this award.

 

[LABlue2]

I wanted to vote Steve Walsh three times but instead went for our worst manager (RonK as we got routinely smashed in the league) and least arsed player (Schneiderlin though Ashley “shirt over his head” Williams was a close second)

 

[deipnosophist]

For me, the fat Dutchman and the gormless school teacher just win a shared golden turd award, albeit from a fairly evenly matched list of nominees. Tubby Ashley Williams, (the walking full English breakfast), gets honorable mention from the playing ranks.

 

[Boba Fret]

Walsh, Williams and Schniderlin for me.

Walsh for his turdy attempt at building a team.
Then the Welsh fool and the Snide for being so absolutely useless and apathetic.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

3x Ashley Williams

 

[The Littlest Yobo]

Sadly limited to only 3. Can't believe I've left Allardyce out but following those awards last night, Bill came up on the rails to pip him by a nose. His Rooney comments and thanking Sam for taking us from the depths of 10th when we beat Huddersfield in his first game to the heady heights of 8th after beating them recently succinctly summed up why he has headed up the most unsuccessful period in our history. A total acceptance of mediocrity. We are going nowhere whilst he is anywhere near involved.

 

[chrismpw]

Get the loveable Jags off this list.
Then install an 'all' option.