I like Liverpool. Well, I liked the old Liverpool the way they played under Shanks and Paisly.
I like United. 20 years of breaking Kopite hearts. What's not to like?
Fair enough, bro. Should you not be feeling sorry for your neighbour instead? Not exactly tearing up the world these days, are they? Old Steven 'I AM - give me the music key or I'll punch you in the face, too late I have just punched you in the face while my mates pile in on you' Gerrard is getting a tad past it.
I've seen Everton win the league back in the 80's. Hardly misery being a toffee.
Oh, and use the "reply with quote" button, so we know who you are responding to. Ta.
If Everton had money to spend, they'd be a contender. Moyes is the most underestimated manager in the league - in Europe.
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