Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £40m
1. People asking me what book I'm reading when I am obviously immersed in said book. This is not a book club, you are ruining my precious moments of literary escapism.
2. Outraged reactions to shows of chivalry. Example: I offered my seat to a lady on a packed peak hour train this week, she loudly gave the debatable opinion that she wasn't "a bloody old woman," and glared at me from a standing position for the rest of her journey.
3. People who show me pictures of their families and ask me what I think.
4. People who don't disclose the age of people in pictures then call you a pervert.
2. Outraged reactions to shows of chivalry. Example: I offered my seat to a lady on a packed peak hour train this week, she loudly gave the debatable opinion that she wasn't "a bloody old woman," and glared at me from a standing position for the rest of her journey.
3. People who show me pictures of their families and ask me what I think.
4. People who don't disclose the age of people in pictures then call you a pervert.








