Four wrong things

[Kurt.]

Eggs
Butter
Cheese
My taste buds apparently

i can do eggs but not milk, butter, cheese, cream or yoghurt ffs

 

[bluejock]

Thanks for the clarification me 'arl bagpipe lover, or you may have had a little red card come your way. Scrambled eggs are indeed great on toast, just be sure to drain all that moisture out or it's soggy toast time, nothing makes me fume more than soggy toast! And put some black pepper on it ffs, and some brown sauce. Ketchup shouldn't be allowed within six feet of a cooked breakfast.

You'll do for me kid.

Soggy toast is brutal.

Brown sauce is all that is allowed on Jock's breakfast table. People who have ketchup on bacon rolls deserve face aids.

 

[bluejock]

Eggs
Butter
Cheese
My taste buds apparently

I concur with BLF.

Gay monkey bum AIDS for you sir.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I concur with BLF.

Gay monkey bum AIDS for you sir.

It's like being voluntarily lactose intolerant. I bet you put water on your cereal Alio, don't you?

 

[Alio]

Milk is all good. You beasts.

 

[EFCNIK]

Eggs
Butter
Cheese
My taste buds apparently

Bang on Alio. Bang on. Butter's ok though, but I forgive you. Cheese and eggs are minging.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Eggs are a big no no for me.

Butter and cheese is good though.

 

[Alio]

Bang on Alio. Bang on. Butter's ok though, but I forgive you. Cheese and eggs are minging.

High Five.

I think it's the smell that does it for me. Why would you want to eat something that smells of bad trumps?

 

[EFCNIK]

High Five.

I think it's the smell that does it for me. Why would you want to eat something that smells of bad trumps?

The smell of cooked cheese. *blup*

 

[bluejock]

FFS D/D SORT THESE MONSTERS OUT

 

[Baines' left foot]

FFS D/D SORT THESE MONSTERS OUT

A clean up is needed I think. And a re-education in the art of boss food.

I'm so thoroughly disappointed in you lot.

 

[RFUS]

Cheese is great, blue cheese and brie aside.

Eggs: only scrambled. Butter: not in sandwiches. Milk: no.

I will accept that I am weird and have [Poor language removed] taste buds, however.

 

[Baines' left foot]

1. Getting excited at the thought of Kenwyne Jones being our new super striker.
2. Getting excited at the thought of Kenwyne Jones being our new super striker.
3. Getting excited at the thought of Kenwyne Jones being our new super striker.
4. Getting excited at the thought of Kenwyne Jones being our new super striker.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Cheese is great, blue cheese and brie aside.

Eggs: only scrambled. Butter: not in sandwiches. Milk: no.

I will accept that I am weird and have [Poor language removed] taste buds, however.

You're almost as bad as that lot ffs.

Saying that I am terrified of a fair few vegetables.

 

[heatmeiser]

Yeah it was hilarious because he's such a knob. Only in America could an inbred douchebag get famous only for being exactly that. The US and A has a lot to answer for tbh.

Not really only America....