Four wrong things

EFCNIK · January 20, 2012

I'm a tit and I don't get **** for free.

Azzurri · January 20, 2012

[Poor language removed] me, I didn't realise he was actually famous and made money off the back of that video.

Things like that show we are in the end time, ladies and gentlemen. The human race is becoming an abomination and will soon destroy everything. The apocalypse is coming.*

*Not our Greek striker, Moyes'll never play him.

Mvflusk · January 20, 2012

1. Joey
2. ****ing
3. ********
4. Barton

Baines' left foot · January 20, 2012

Phenom said:
Not long after that interview, he got backstage passes to UFC, he was able to go inside the octogon(cage) and meet all the fighters the works.

There's me sitting at home watching this, spent thousands going to watch events up and down the country and that tw*t gets it all for free because he's a tit.

That's absolutely mental.

Blue 1 · January 20, 2012

Who the **** is this Antoine fella?

EFCNIK · January 20, 2012

Yer ma.

Blue 1 · January 20, 2012

Seriously, I have no idea who he is. I know he's not my ma.

EFCNIK · January 20, 2012

He's yer ma mate.

bluejock · January 20, 2012

1. The amount of salad and Mayo on Asda sandwiches

2. BlackBerry's predictive text.

3. People who call Jaffa Cakes a biscuit.

4. Scrambled eggs instead of fried.

Baines' left foot · January 20, 2012

bluejock said:
1. The amount of salad and Mayo on Asda sandwiches

2. BlackBerry's predictive text.

3. People who call Jaffa Cakes a biscuit.

4. Scrambled eggs instead of fried.

Whoa, hang on a minute there mate. Scrambled eggs are ace, as are poached eggs. Fried eggs are the best for a butty though no doubt.

Kurt. · January 20, 2012

bluejock said:
1. The amount of salad and Mayo on Asda sandwiches

2. BlackBerry's predictive text.

3. People who call Jaffa Cakes a biscuit.

4. Scrambled eggs instead of DEEP FRIED

fixed

bluejock · January 20, 2012

Baines' left foot said:
Whoa, hang on a minute there mate. Scrambled eggs are ace, as are poached eggs. Fried eggs are the best for a butty though no doubt.

Be in no doubt chum, Jock loves scrambled eggs. Scrambled eggs on toast is a tasty treat.

But people who, when given the choice betwenn the two pick scrambled, are frankly, worse than Hitler.

Baines' left foot · January 20, 2012

bluejock said:
Be in no doubt chum, Jock loves scrambled eggs. Scrambled eggs on toast is a tasty treat.

But people who, when given the choice betwenn the two pick scrambled, are frankly, worse than Hitler.

Thanks for the clarification me 'arl bagpipe lover, or you may have had a little red card come your way. Scrambled eggs are indeed great on toast, just be sure to drain all that moisture out or it's soggy toast time, nothing makes me fume more than soggy toast! And put some black pepper on it ffs, and some brown sauce. Ketchup shouldn't be allowed within six feet of a cooked breakfast.