Sharpys top lip
Player Valuation: £60m
Mate, iv seen him.
he's huge..!!!
he's huge..!!!
Next time we meet, im gonna use my whole weight to punch you on the end of your fecking nose!!!!!

In the massive daily witch hunt, this is what we know:
1 - micknick is a pervert.
2 - Goat is a fat gamer.
3 - D-man loves boybands.
4 - TxB's player ratings are influenced by stepovers.
5 - Ghost is an apple fan boy racist who has post match demonic possession.
6 - Reidy is a groomer.
7 - Azul is a boring tit.

Mate, iv seen him.
he's huge..!!!
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