Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[Yarrgh]

Think he needs to be sacked then instantly re-hired on a much bigger wage.

Is Robert Elstone our new CEO?

 

[cronullasharks]

He's taking the proverbial. Could you imagine that from a multiple Champions League winning manager?

Nah too much tinkering. You wouldn't see an Italian manager for example do it.

 

[Jimishorts]

Oh dear lads. Think we need a delia moment to get the season going.



Let’s be avin’ yer!

UTFC

 

[Yarrgh]

Nah too much tinkering. You wouldn't see an Italian manager for example do it.

Ferguson ranting about not having 5 subs and his special iron bru not working like it used to. The lad has klopped it.

 

[cronullasharks]

Is Robert Elstone our new CEO?

As a matter of fact he is. Slunk in under the radar when the only news story was @maccavennie's kidnapping spree of the players. Has kept a very low profile till now.

 

[Jimishorts]

All been down hill since Beattie and his England trackie got involved imo.

 

[Yarrgh]

All been down hill since Beattie and his England trackie got involved imo.

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I forgot about that waste of space. What a boob!

 

[Jimishorts]

What a boob!

Shell suit boob!

 

[mmmmsnouts]

This is the big time now, League One. Can’t be messing about with a no mark manager like Big Dunc, we’ve come way too far. Need a safe pair of hands and someone with experience moving up the ladder.

Warnock in. Eight career promotions, and he’ll only be 80 years old in a couple months’ time.

 

[cronullasharks]

This is the big time now, League One. Can’t be messing about with a no mark manager like Big Dunc, we’ve come way too far. Need a safe pair of hands and someone with experience moving up the ladder.

Warnock in. Eight career promotions, and he’ll only be 80 years old in a couple months’ time.

If warnocks not available phil browns a realistic target i reckon

 

[JimmyJeffers]

If we can tempt big shot Ian Holloway, we could have Allaway, Bytheway and Holloway. Could change our nickname name to the ‘threeways’ and we could create a very rude chant. Be a huge marketing opportunity and could finally help us crack the lucrative North Cumbrian market.

 

[cronullasharks]

If we can tempt big shot Ian Holloway, we could have Allaway, Bytheway and Holloway. Could change our nickname name to the ‘threeways’ and we could create a very rude chant. Be a huge marketing opportunity and could finally help us crack the lucrative North Cumbrian market.

Threeways??? You been hearing the same stuff i have about allaway, hendo and doris from the canteen i assume.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Threeways??? You been hearing the same stuff i have about allaway, hendo and doris from the canteen i assume.

Yes I have! Before big Doris joined our (rather excellent) catering team, I never realised it was a guys name in Poland.

 

[cronullasharks]

Yes I have! Before big Doris joined our (rather excellent) catering team, I never realised it was a guys name in Poland.

Those party pies they heat up in the microwave at games really hit the spot. Well worth slashing the football department budget and spending it in hospitality i have to say.

 

[wm02]

If we can tempt big shot Ian Holloway, we could have Allaway, Bytheway and Holloway. Could change our nickname name to the ‘threeways’ and we could create a very rude chant. Be a huge marketing opportunity and could finally help us crack the lucrative North Cumbrian market.

This needs to happen. I can see it now. Holloway brings the lads out onto the pitch, followed by Allaway, Bytheway, Brendan Galloway. All the while “What is Love” by Haddaway is blaring.