Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[NeroCeasar]

It was the moment he proclaimed he was an angel after buying some dodgy ‘disco biscuits’ off Danny Rowe that I had to leave. No child should have to witness a middle aged man perched on top of the tree in the town square with his kegs round his ankles singing the Allaway song. Took the fire brigade 3 hours and two tubs of butter to ‘detach’ him.

At least he wasn't on top of the fountain....

 

[Yarrgh]

At least he wasn't on top of the fountain....

Did they ever work out who was behind the Santa beard and hat?

If there's anything more magical than Christmas in Fylde then I'll eat my mankini.

 

[NeroCeasar]

Did they ever work out who was behind the Santa beard and hat?

If there's anything more magical than Christmas in Fylde then I'll eat my mankini.

I believe it was one of those forest green mutants playing with his vegan sausage roll

 

[Yarrgh]

I believe it was one of those forest green mutants playing with his vegan sausage roll

No chance, if it was a Greeno, he'd have put on a kaftan and non-gender-specific-parent-Claus hat and be sat in his non-denominational festive yurt of compassion which I believe how they celebrate the 25th down there or as they call it, Veganmas.

If there's anything less magical than Veganmas in Forest Green then I'll eat a fermented tofu stir fry.

 

[Death]

What is this thread all about like I know it’s a manger game related to Dunc but have not been following

 

[maccavennie]

What is this thread all about like I know it’s a manger game related to Dunc but have not been following

263 pages of sheer magic mate.

 

[Death]

263 pages of sheer magic mate.

Go on..

 

[maccavennie]

Go on..

All about big Dunc, from non league Fylde to Bolton back to Fylde numerous play off heartaches and then promotions up to league one.

Stories about James Beattie, Darren Huckerby, lollipop ladies, vicars impaled by Christmas trees, scraps at Forest Green, kidnappings, handcuffed to floodlights, away days in far away places like Yeovil.

Its like Eastenders, Emmerdale, Coronation Street and Hollyoaks with CBeebies and ITV news rolled into one.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Go on..

Big Dunc managed Fylde. A fan died at Gateshead after eating faecal matter He got sacked after getting promoted. Joey Barton took charge . Big Dunc managed Bolton . Big Dunc quit cos Bolton is bad lol. Big Dunc followed his heart and returned to Fylde. Big Dunc only then got back to back promotions to league one!@maccavennie shagged a womble

 

[maccavennie]

Big Dunc managed Fylde. A fan died at Gateshead after eating faecal matter He got sacked after getting promoted. Joey Barton took charge . Big Dunc managed Bolton . Big Dunc quit cos Bolton is bad lol. Big Dunc followed his heart and returned to Fylde. Big Dunc only then got back to back promotions to league one!@maccavennie assaulted a womble

I forgot about Joey Barton lol
Didn't forget about the womble though lol

 

[cronullasharks]

All about big Dunc, from non league Fylde to Bolton back to Fylde numerous play off heartaches and then promotions up to league one.

Stories about James Beattie, Darren Huckerby, lollipop ladies, vicars impaled by Christmas trees, scraps at Forest Green, kidnappings, handcuffed to floodlights, away days in far away places like Yeovil.

Its like Eastenders, Emmerdale, Coronation Street and Hollyoaks with CBeebies and ITV news rolled into one.

You're too modest macca, tell him about all the slappers you've shagged on our away trips

 

[maccavennie]

You're too modest macca, tell him about all the slappers you've shagged on our away trips

Too many mate. Each one a beautiful memory that is in my panini sticker album of lasses!

 

[Death]

All about big Dunc, from non league Fylde to Bolton back to Fylde numerous play off heartaches and then promotions up to league one.

Stories about James Beattie, Darren Huckerby, lollipop ladies, vicars impaled by Christmas trees, scraps at Forest Green, kidnappings, handcuffed to floodlights, away days in far away places like Yeovil.

Its like Eastenders, Emmerdale, Coronation Street and Hollyoaks with CBeebies and ITV news rolled into one.

Big Dunc managed Fylde. A fan died at Gateshead after eating faecal matter He got sacked after getting promoted. Joey Barton took charge . Big Dunc managed Bolton . Big Dunc quit cos Bolton is bad lol. Big Dunc followed his heart and returned to Fylde. Big Dunc only then got back to back promotions to league one!@maccavennie shagged a womble

hahahahahaha

I don’t know wether to stick the kettle on and read every page or delete my GOT account.

 

[maccavennie]

hahahahahaha

I don’t know wether to stick the kettle on and read every page or delete my GOT account.

You may need something stronger than a cuppa mate lol

 

[maccavennie]

Oh and lots of harpoons as well

#weaponofchoice