Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
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Well macca you know what they say, people are strange and I always had you down as a back door man on the edge of tomorrow.
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I wish this international break was over. Some tramps been using my potting shed for impromptu rumpy lumpy sessions and left a big puddle of baked beans on my cuttings.
I think it's that Euan Henderson. He was rum one. I know the club hushed it up at the time, but maybe the rumours of Him, the dinner lady from Mill Farm Secondary Modern and the ladle of mushy peas was true.
I think it's that Euan Henderson. He was rum one. I know the club hushed it up at the time, but maybe the rumours of Him, the dinner lady from Mill Farm Secondary Modern and the ladle of mushy peas was true.
100% it was Hendy, he was even using your wheelbarrow doing the wheelbarrow with Miss Fylde 2010 last week.
The rumours of him and my mum (being the quality dinner lady she is) are not true. Mum said the new Audi parked outside that she's been using is just for one of the teacher Mr Egghead as he knows the kids will ruin it if he parks it in the school car park.
The things my mum does for other people.
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She's a saint.
Mind you I'm conflicted over my wheelbarrow now. It's never had owt as mucky as Miss Fylde 2010 in it, but Hendo's love lube sure has stopped that wheel squeaking.
I won't tell you where he put your garden hose mate!
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Mon Dieu! That explains why it corroded my hanging baskets.
An impromptu colon cleanse in the potting shed. No wonder Hendo's looking trim.
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That reminds me of Klopp's comments on seeing his captain go fkw last week.
Big Dunc wouldn't have tolerated those shenanigans when Fylde did their world tour with the conference trophy. Apparently all the way allaway tried to wear his playing boots when they paraded through Reykjavik and let's just say the spray Dunc gave him made fergie's (sir alex not sir duncan) hairdryer treatment look fairly meek in comparison.
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To be fair, with all the magic All the Way Allaway has in those boots, who'd ever want to take them off?
Are you suggesting a rift in the squad? Dunc's crew vs all the way's mates
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No rift. All is cool. Even the big man can't stay mad with All the Way no matter his thumbing of his nose at footwear conventions.Are you suggesting a rift in the squad? Dunc's crew vs all the way's mates