Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
How was your nut roast?
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
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Clag nut roast more like.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Accompanied by a nice dingleberry wine. Magnifique as they say in Forest Green.
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
Stevenage vs AFC Fylde
18th September 2027
Mid-table Stevenage had a task in stopping the dominance of Fylde who have surprised the football league with their performances. Sam Allaway had a lot of work to do when he latchec onto Morton's long ball with two men on him, he found the space to find Ferguson inside the area who snatched at the shot and put it just wide, the first real shot for either side on 26 minutes. Henderson forced a save from the keeper a minute later after getting on Johnson's cross, the closest Fylde have come and Stevenage still yet to register a shot. Stevenage came close early into the second half when Studholme held off Smith to see his shot tipped around the post by Foster. Swift swung in the corner but it was cleared by Johnson to Ferguson who turned and ran down the left wing, he played it inside to Henderson who took a left footed shot and it went in! The keeper should have done better but Fylde find the breakthrough! It was a short lead when Pat Parkin was unmarked inside the box when the free-kick was drifted in and he slotted past Foster to equalise. Neil Lloyf received the ball in space on the right wing, Okoroji not closing down the cross which found Studholme but Foster saved down low, Studholme got the rebound and put it in! Stevenage now in front! Tyrone O'Neill replaced Sam Allaway and it wasn't long before the striker made an impact, Ferguson whipped in the corner, Feeney headed it on to the far post and O'Neill reacted first to poke it in! Ten minutes to go and the game was there to be won! Fylde kicked on in stoppage time searching for the winning goal, Ferguson's shot deflecting wide with a minute to go. Callum Simpson took the corner but the ball was cleared for a throw-in. The referee blew up and Fylde come away with a point.
PLAYER RATINGS
AFC Fylde vs Lincoln City
25th September 2027
Leaders Fylde were up against 6th place Lincoln City in a tough test at Mill Farm. Tyrone O'Neill started the game with Sam Allaway not making the eighteen man squad. O'Neill was making himself busy early on with a volley being saved and a shot palmed away by the keeper. Mick Wisdom took the corner but the ball cleared the box, O'Neill done well to keep it in and played it to Mel Pope who passed it to Ferguson who struck it home! Nigel Watling hit an early ball into the box on 37 minutes and Butterworth was ahead of the defence to knock it past Foster. Fylde were coming forward well in the second half but were limited to chances from outside the box, the full backs were offering width and the crosses were being cleared. It looked like the game was heading for a draw as stoppage time approached. Neither side capable of taking all three points.
DF: We have to find a better way through to goal and work on other styles of play. The positives are we are still unbeaten and we are still top of the table.
PLAYER RATINGS
LEAGUE TABLE
18th September 2027
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Mid-table Stevenage had a task in stopping the dominance of Fylde who have surprised the football league with their performances. Sam Allaway had a lot of work to do when he latchec onto Morton's long ball with two men on him, he found the space to find Ferguson inside the area who snatched at the shot and put it just wide, the first real shot for either side on 26 minutes. Henderson forced a save from the keeper a minute later after getting on Johnson's cross, the closest Fylde have come and Stevenage still yet to register a shot. Stevenage came close early into the second half when Studholme held off Smith to see his shot tipped around the post by Foster. Swift swung in the corner but it was cleared by Johnson to Ferguson who turned and ran down the left wing, he played it inside to Henderson who took a left footed shot and it went in! The keeper should have done better but Fylde find the breakthrough! It was a short lead when Pat Parkin was unmarked inside the box when the free-kick was drifted in and he slotted past Foster to equalise. Neil Lloyf received the ball in space on the right wing, Okoroji not closing down the cross which found Studholme but Foster saved down low, Studholme got the rebound and put it in! Stevenage now in front! Tyrone O'Neill replaced Sam Allaway and it wasn't long before the striker made an impact, Ferguson whipped in the corner, Feeney headed it on to the far post and O'Neill reacted first to poke it in! Ten minutes to go and the game was there to be won! Fylde kicked on in stoppage time searching for the winning goal, Ferguson's shot deflecting wide with a minute to go. Callum Simpson took the corner but the ball was cleared for a throw-in. The referee blew up and Fylde come away with a point.
PLAYER RATINGS
AFC Fylde vs Lincoln City
25th September 2027
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Leaders Fylde were up against 6th place Lincoln City in a tough test at Mill Farm. Tyrone O'Neill started the game with Sam Allaway not making the eighteen man squad. O'Neill was making himself busy early on with a volley being saved and a shot palmed away by the keeper. Mick Wisdom took the corner but the ball cleared the box, O'Neill done well to keep it in and played it to Mel Pope who passed it to Ferguson who struck it home! Nigel Watling hit an early ball into the box on 37 minutes and Butterworth was ahead of the defence to knock it past Foster. Fylde were coming forward well in the second half but were limited to chances from outside the box, the full backs were offering width and the crosses were being cleared. It looked like the game was heading for a draw as stoppage time approached. Neither side capable of taking all three points.
DF: We have to find a better way through to goal and work on other styles of play. The positives are we are still unbeaten and we are still top of the table.
PLAYER RATINGS
LEAGUE TABLE
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
Tyrone! Give us a phone!
Tyrone Tyrone give us a phone!
Tyrone! Give us a phone
I really like you!
Tyrone Tyrone give us a phone!
Tyrone! Give us a phone
I really like you!
Slump > questions about big dunc > player unrest > potential kidnap situation.
Its a tale as old as time with the coasters.
Lets try not to this year, hey lads?
UTFC
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Drop a few more points and it's time for Dunc to start dusting off his hostage negotiations handbook again.
mmmmsnouts
Player Valuation: £40m
Oh ffs here we go again, the big slide down the table is on. Big Dunc losing the room, can’t have this, get rid. Is Nigel Pearson still alive in this sim?
I think we're alone now
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
I think we're alone now
The beating of our hearts is the only sound
Special picture disc vinyl, how my DJ career failed at the local social club I don't know. I've got the neighbours out, Mad Mick dressed as Jackson from Thriller again and me ma has just come round to borrow me some cash and she's in her best Culture Club Boy George attire.
Caravans round here will be bouncing later as I work the macca magic on Shirley whose just moved in next door yeeeeeeeehaaaaa
UTFC & UTFShirley!
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
I think we're alone now
The beating of our hearts is the only sound
Special picture disc vinyl, how my DJ career failed at the local social club I don't know. I've got the neighbours out, Mad Mick dressed as Jackson from Thriller again and me ma has just come round to borrow me some cash and she's in her best Culture Club Boy George attire.
Caravans round here will be bouncing later as I work the macca magic on Shirley whose just moved in next door yeeeeeeeehaaaaa
UTFC & UTFShirley!
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
Give her one from me mate
I left her this morning fast asleep mate, like a movie scene outta top gun where I hooked over her brothers leather jacket over me shoulder, Aldi sunglasses on and out the back door.
As luck would have it, Kimberley from 2 doors down was locked out her caravan after being on an all nighter at Terry's sisters cousins brothers mates girlfriends. Couldn't leave her out in the cold so brought her back to mine and of course there's always enough macca magic to pass around.
She's just sorting me out a full English breakfast as we speak.
Yep, I don't mind admitting Jimmy that life ain't so bad when your living it like a hybrid of Tom Cruise and Jim Morrison.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
Tom Morrison?
Still alive Jimmy and working in the local corner shop. Tom never seems to mind when he turns his back in the shop he basically let's me take what I want. Its like he's willing me to take the most expensive whisky bottle on purpose.
Oh show me the way to the next whisky bar
Oh don't ask why
Oh don't ask why
Yep, I think Jim would have been a Fylde supporter Jimmy. I may get me mums old typewriter out and pen a letter to Tom Cruise, see if he wants to be an honorary Coaster.
Oh Jimmy, I'm full of beans today mate I really am, they all dribbled into me undies last night when I was trying to eat them out of the tin.
#tins
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
lol You look after yourself mate. It’s a jungle out there!
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