Football Cringe

[longers]

Jesus Christ what is that

He's done hundreds of these videos apprantly lol

 

[Jamiednm]

Those promos, mainly on BT Sport where they have got the players to do quirky things like pump their fist, kiss the badge, do a jump, etc.

Yes!

I used to hate players standing there with their arms folded because it was so stale and dull. Unfortunately, by trying to spice that up, they’ve created something much worse.

 

[Jamiednm]

Sorry lads, but 'Come on come on, get down to Goodison Park - WOOOO!!'

Just no...

Same. That part is embarrassing.

 

[Jamiednm]

Jimmy Bullard.

 

[Jamiednm]

Not exclusive to football, but probably most prominent in football:

Pundits saying “Listen” at the start of a sentence. Rio Ferdinand and Alan Shearer are particularly bad offenders.

Don’t tell me to ‘listen’! I’m a grown man! Also, football pundits mostly talks nonsense, so prefixing their dirge with ‘listen’ just makes them sound so far up their own anus.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Everything about this guy apart from his goals

 

[BornBlue76]

Oh no.. make it stop! I feel like this would be the first page in the dark web!

 

[4737carlin]

Fans doing bed sheet slogan protests

 

[mmmmsnouts]

The whole Goldilocks effect that happens here every time a takeover rumor comes out. Oh no they're a bunch of bad Tories! Oh no they're Yanks! Oh no it's shady blood money! Oh no they're asset strippers!

If you want a nice local owner who truly loves the club, go find someone in the North West Counties League and support them.

 

[Neiler]

Anything involving Harry Redknapp being interviewed from his car window in transfer deadline day.

 

[Neiler]

 

[Vintage]

The media creaming about ynwa at the start of a big game.....then the silence

 

[perth_blue]

Jimmy Bullard.

"Orrwwww..
That's nawtyyyyyy"

 

[WA Toffee]

People referring to a position by a number as if we are still playing the same formations and roles we had in the 70s

 

[WA Toffee]

The irony is that the Internet was expressly created as a platform for smart people to come together and be more productive. Anfield, by contrast, was probably built as a clandestine way for worshippers of Satan to come together publicly.

I admire the sentiment, but Anfield was built for Everton