Football Cringe

[Littlesue]

Footballers going over the top with fan love, proclaiming they playing for the fans, kissing the badge etc, I except a lot of it is a confidence thing as they don't want fans on their back but can still be sickly

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

People who predict results down to goalscorers and exact minutes they'll score.

Vault me and you'll probably find I've done it, but I don't care, it's still cringe.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Everything.

Edgy match previews!

 

[JLW]

People who predict results down to goalscorers and exact minutes they'll score.

Vault me and you'll probably find I've done it, but I don't care, it's still cringe.

I do it every week but im lucky if i predict one correct result on my weekend footy bet.

Just to make your toes curl

Everton 1-0 Man Utd

Gray 71 minutes

 

[MikeH72]

Everything about this guy apart from his goals

Jesus Christ what is that

 

[LEONARD]

Managers and pundits who call fans 'punters'.

We are not soliciting for a brass , or buying a second hand car!

Stop it now.

 

[bilyaletdinov_]

Yeah tinpot behaviour. Our fans hate it

i’d be lying if i said it wasn’t your music that prompted my post in fairness!

although perhaps it just started grating on me after hearing it for the fourth time of the evening

 

[FrenchDarrenBent]

Footballers going over the top with fan love, proclaiming they playing for the fans, kissing the badge etc, I except a lot of it is a confidence thing as they don't want fans on their back but can still be sickly

Footballers crying when they have to leave. Jan Vertonghen for instance when he 'had' to leave Benfica. If you love your club so much, stay and work for them for a measly 40k a week instead of 75.
Or Messi, also crying, when he had to leave Barca.

It's a disgusting place the footballing world. Maybe the most cringe to me is Lineker taking tax payer money to read football scores off a teleprompter. I don't think the BBC will lose one viewer if they swap him with an intern.

 

[FOXINPEACE]

i’d be lying if i said it wasn’t your music that prompted my post in fairness!

although perhaps it just started grating on me after hearing it for the fourth time of the evening

I had a feeling it might have been lol

 

[JLW]

The nonsense at the start of each game with the teams lining up then walking along doing the handshakes!! ‘Koff it’s war shake hands after the game!

Also ‘in goal number 1 Jordan Pickford’ “yay”
Number 2 …..etc
I hate that.

 

[anton66]

Geordies and kopites.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Let’s face it. Internets provided a platform for stupid people to come together and for the first time find people who agree with them. Well the internet and anfield

@GrandOldTeam - wouldn't stand for someone slating GOT like this if I were you.

 

[ClausThomsen]

The nonsense at the start of each game with the teams lining up then walking along doing the handshakes!! ‘Koff it’s war shake hands after the game!

Also ‘in goal number 1 Jordan Pickford’ “yay”
Number 2 …..etc
I hate that.

The whole War / Battle / Body On The Line turbo masculine exaggeration of the efforts required for a ball game played by children the world over is incredibly cringe inducing.

 

[wandyr79]

Those promos, mainly on BT Sport where they have got the players to do quirky things like pump their fist, kiss the badge, do a jump, etc.

 

[Pilks]

Sorry lads, but 'Come on come on, get down to Goodison Park - WOOOO!!'

Just no...