five minutes of your time

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Well, I've been through all ale house threads in the last twenty minutes and couldn't find one that needed a response to, that German ad one I can't view, something about topless women parachuting or something.

anyway, let's cut to the chase. I realize now, that there may be several answers to these puzzles, but only one right one.

In fact, they are not mine, I don't choose the answer, they are out of a little book with only one correct answer, they are not meant to be tricks, no need to get bothered over it when you realize how straight forward it is., let me illustrate.

A woman on an escalator, half way up, she starts to cry. Explain.

' The escalator was in a hospital where she was visiting her husband in intensive care. A power faliure caused the escalator to stop, meaning that her husbands life support machine would have stopped working'

Blue in London got it correct I've just noticed. Well done you.


yeah, I'll admit, it's a little tricky, but not beyond comprehension, not for everybody then. :mellow:


I should of used an easier riddle but, the "standing behind a bull elephant and tickling it's asshole with a feather duster and what happens after", may have been a tad simplistic.

back to Pizzas and Bleach it is.


I sort of cheated as I'd heard it before, but thought I'd drop a rather large hint to others!!!

Have you heard the one...

5 guys in a room. The windows smash, they all die. Why?
 
i actually dont understand why a life support machine would make someone cry on an escalator.

And as for Romeo and Juilet, I think you need to cough up mate...I want payment for wasting distinctly more than 5 minutes of my time, a dog? When they were alone? Doesnt add up this. I demand a post mortem.
 
"No tit posts in the Blueroom"

I can assume you are having a Motley. :dodgy:

there were more nipples back there than a Dolly Parton convention.

People spend all day in the Alehouse talking about naked parachutists, pineapples, toothpaste and missing Cookie Monsters, but when it comes to a bit of lateral thinking it's time to abandon ship.

I applaud those who participated anyway.
 
"No tit posts in the Blueroom"

I can assume you are having a Motley. :dodgy:

there were more nipples back there than a Dolly Parton convention.

People spend all day in the Alehouse talking about naked parachutists, pineapples, toothpaste and missing Cookie Monsters, but when it comes to a bit of lateral thinking it's time to abandon ship.

I applaud those who participated anyway.

No mate, I think most people appreciate it, ignore the mindless drivel of 1 person.

I for 1 applaud the work you have done.

Keep up the good work.
 
can't work out if you're being disingenuous or are satisfied with my efforts, I guess you do accept them for what they are, and I thank you for that.

It was one person who started the negativity rolling, won't name names, but as it went on I felt less inclined to continue.

I just thought a bit of thinking would go down well, will get back to riddles maybe, I won't be beaten by a disgruntled minority.

anyway, have to go, times' short. :mellow:
 
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