Connor mcloud
Player Valuation: £15m
Anyone tried the Howard Kendal suite
I imagine its a great view of the ground
I imagine its a great view of the ground
*doesnt*
I guess not drinking makes you a proper gimp*doesnt*
Did you travel to go or did you live by there?Back in the day, in my late teens early 20s, bramley moore was a favourite watering hole of mine. Filled with kinky women of late 30s. You wouldnt be alone for long. Havnt been in it since we moved there though
I don't before a game. Weak bladder I guess !i don’t drink![]()
Finally!I like The Lisbon
Hope they weren’t those Balsam ones, would be like using grease proof paper.When the whole of the universe had finished falling out of my arse, i went to clean up...
Luckily id had a cold the week before and had half a packet of tissues in my pocket but god knows what i would of done if i hadn't. I left and have never gone back.
Please tell me mixing vodka and Bovril is not a thing?I usually just sneak a couple of miniatures into the ground down my undies, and mix myself a few Bodkas (Bovril and Vodka).
(I'm leaving this one open for some gags about what else is miniature in my underpants)
Shanghaied by the Russians and fed Borsht forever.Has anyone been in the Canoe Club on the walk up Regent Road? I'm always tempted but I worry I'd go in there and wake up crewing a jarg Russian tanker smuggling oil.
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