Favourite pub/pubs by BMD

They’re all pretty rubbish really.

I have three routines.

Walk to the ground from mine and stop off in pubs on the way from the vale and county road.

Go to town and walk up

Or meet my mate at the Phoenix by the pits.

When the weather is nice it’s decent enough to get a pint and mill round but at the moment I’d rather be on the concourse than any of the places round there.
 
Back in the day, in my late teens early 20s, bramley moore was a favourite watering hole of mine. Filled with kinky women of late 30s. You wouldnt be alone for long😉. Havnt been in it since we moved there though
 
I went the bluehouse for the first time the other day. As i was walking in there some eastern European man was walking out and started laughing and said "dont go in there lads".

Because he was laughing me and my brother thought he was joking. But he was laughing like bela lugosi when he played Dracula. So we just went "oh, dont worry we wont" laughing with him as we went to walk in.

He then grabbed me by the arm still laughing and said "im being deadly serious, DONT go in there". I shrugged him off and mumbled "yeah, whatever mate" and went in.

I had two pints that didn't taste very good and within half an hour i was on the toilet with the absolute wildies! Full dumb and dumber style.

When the whole of the universe had finished falling out of my arse, i went to clean up... no toilet roll. There wasnt even a toilet toll dispenser. What type of scruffy ass boozer doesnt even have a toilet roll dispenser?!

Luckily id had a cold the week before and had half a packet of tissues in my pocket but god knows what i would of done if i hadn't. I left and have never gone back.

TLDR; next time a random creepy eastern European man gives me a warning not to go somewhere im going to listen!
 

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