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chicoazul · February 18, 2009

Startle, amaze and impress your fellow nerds with some personal, and potentially sell praising, facts.

Azul: I used to work in Pleasure Island, circa 90s.

Azul: I secretly get pissed off as Im [Poor language removed] at chin ups.

Azul: I can juggle a pool cue on my foot for beards but rarely do it as I look like a tit.

Azul: I prefer cider to lager but sometimes drink lager as I feel awl arse on my mates paying £4 in the round for my drink.

Azul: For a lad, I most certainly can dance and this has helped me to kiss girls.

Cal · February 18, 2009

You can't dance for [Poor language removed].

McBain · February 18, 2009

: Ellery Hanley once came into the woolies I worked in looking for Bath Plugs.

: I started the mexican wave at a Pearl jam gig in '99

: Today I ate Kangaroo and it didnt taste like chicken

: My favourate invention is the Cargo pant. Never have style and practicality so seamlessly co-existed.

GrandOldTeam · February 18, 2009

*makes mental note to bring a pool cue next time he sees chico*

little curly alan ball · February 18, 2009

I can dance , Im fit as fuk , and the cleverest person in Christendom( OK , Everton).

tezzathelezza · February 18, 2009

I cannot dance. (well thats if spotty doggin isn't included!)

I hate slow walkers whilst out shoppin.

I always try and find a burger king at the airport when flyin home.

I can smell a slice off cucumber fron 20 paces.

I eat my snot.

I once robbed Tony Blairs FT paper and rimmed his head rest.

Whitebootman · February 18, 2009

tezzathelezza said:
I cannot dance. (well thats if spotty doggin isn't included!)

I hate slow walkers whilst out shoppin.

I always try and find a burger king at the airport when flyin home.

I can smell a slice off cucumber fron 20 paces.

I eat my snot.

I once robbed Tony Blairs FT paper and rimmed his head rest.

Tezza, You are a legend. :lol:

Whitebootman · February 18, 2009

I took a transcontinental cab ride once.

I used to be able to dance, now I just embarrass myself.

I'm a member of the mile high club, single and couple memberships.

I never eat the pickle on a MacDonalds.

I once pee'd in a girlfriends steam iron after seeing it done in a film, (I was drunk at the time), she thought it was my mate and banned him from her house.

Scottoffee · February 18, 2009

I don't/won't eat chocolate.

I went to the pyramids completely [Poor language removed]-faced and got attacked by a camel.

I drove a car off a 20m bridge at 100km/h, flipped it 3 times, had to climb out of the passenger door and didn't have a scratch on me.

I used to race go-karts semi-pro (may have influenced above)

I've never broken a bone.

I went to school with Lucy Pinder.

Jamo Martinez · February 18, 2009

In a previous life I co-presented discos and Karaokes with another blue called Paul O'donahue (Pod) I was known as Jazzy Jim and we were known as the pod squad. It helped me kiss some girls

I can't drive or ride a motor bike.

I'm a lesbian

I've got several grey pubes.

I can't dance but I can sing

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · February 18, 2009

i've been around the world 3 times

i once wrote to jim'll fix-it asking to wear gary glitters boots

cal has me on ignore

i used to have long hair bleached by the sun like a surf dude

i can grow a full beard in a week

chicks prefer girth over length

Welton Toffee · February 18, 2009

I broke a bone for the first time 2 weeks ago.

Ian Brown threw me a harmonica used by him on stage at a gig in Hull.

I am class at Super Mario (which probably points to a misspent youth...)

I've never seen Titanic or The Sound of Music, and don't intend to change this situation.