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[Sharpys top lip]

Yeah. Cal's is funnier though.

Ye, but his was true....

Melt...

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i used to work in the greek islands, this helped me to kiss girls

i started off the whole of the mardi gras in sydney singing "ooh aah mardi gras" the crowd lining the route all joined in which was said to be approx. 1 million, this got me lots of offers to kiss people that looked like girls

i went back to the greek islands on the dole, to kiss more girls

i've kissed far more girls than cal and my ugliest would still be better than the 6 he's kissed

 

[Cal]

How old are you Ian?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

How old are you Ian?

stopped counting tbh