2020/21 Fabian Delph

[maccavennie]

Where’s this 30m come from?

Just me mate.

 

[JLW]

Just me mate.

Thought Brands had conjured up sale of the century then

 

[Bullens Rd]

Where’s this 30m come from?

3 mil maybe

3 million Turkish lira.

 

[Paul Rideout]

3 million Turkish lira.

3m old Turkish lira

Tosun couldn’t even buy a new weave with that

 

[Zatara]

What a shame its a fake rumour

 

[Terrarian]

Be hard to shift him I think, his wages will be high as well but he's never fit, you don't get value for money.

 

[maccavennie]

lol

Fabian Polystyrene Delph. Our squad is still bloated with dross. It could take a few seasons to rid ourselves of them.

Can you imagine him getting married and that's his middle name, "Do you Fabian Polystyrene Delph, take Polly Ethyl Ene to be your lawful wedded wife"

 

[Zatara]

Saw episode 7 of the City series.

He literally kept interupting Pep and when Pep relented and let him speak he gave the "basics of football" speech saying how its a simple game and they need to run more.

Pep then responds that its not about running + football at a high level is complicated.

Delph comes across like a muppet through the series in his Range Rover saying 3 defeats in a row is double as bad(?)

Dearie me

 

[Storm_Cloud]

Never really saw the point of signing him. His fleeting appearances on the pitch only added to the mystery. Hopefully on his way in the next week or two.

 

[Terrarian]

Have we ever had a more injury prone player, even Dunc wasn't out as often as this and at least offered something when fit.

 

[witchdoc187]

I reckon he's going to come back even better than before. Allen will lose his place and be loaned back to Napoli by Christmas.

 

[orly]

Never really saw the point of signing him. His fleeting appearances on the pitch only added to the mystery. Hopefully on his way in the next week or two.

Perhaps this transfer is getting closer, the storm clouds are gathering

 

[Bullens Rd]

Saw episode 7 of the City series.

He literally kept interupting Pep and when Pep relented and let him speak he gave the "basics of football" speech saying how its a simple game and they need to run more.

Pep then responds that its not about running + football at a high level is complicated.

Delph comes across like a muppet through the series in his Range Rover saying 3 defeats in a row is double as bad(?)

Dearie me

He really is one thick get. Not bashing painters, but I reckon if Fabian wasn't a footballer he'd be a cash-in-hand painter. He'd probably also do the equivalent of getting injured by constantly spilling the paint all over other people's furniture.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

I hate the thought that he might appear on our teamsheet again - just let him go for free..

 

[maccavennie]

Have we ever had a more injury prone player, even Dunc wasn't out as often as this and at least offered something when fit.

Lacina Traore and Gbamin spring to mind. But Delph has carved out a career from being injured.