Match Thread Everton vs Newcastle - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[sheedys left foot]

Joke club fc moves up a level

 

[JohnRoss23]

What is going on?

 

[Grogu the blue]

Just leave him there, he’s doing more work than our midfield

 

[Nosidoog]

Is he protesting at how badly the team is playing?

 

[coollino]

It's @Theoneandonly , his mum took his phone off him

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

Even removing a protester at Goodison is the most shambolic thing imaginable

The size of those bolt cutters...

 

[ProZ]

Oh come on ffs who is it Andy Carrol

 

[Drico]

This guy looks like he definitely has some questionable search history.

"Grand Old Team"

 

[GT77]

Worst. Stag-Do bet. Ever.

 

[Neiler]

Alright lads - roll call - here!

 

[BlueandWhite]

Angle grinder time

 

[Dixieslaces]

Absolute knob head

 

[Buzz Lightroom]

This is the best spell of possession Everton have had in months

 

[Marius57]

Why have they got a massive set of bolt cutters lying about but no scissors to just cut the cable tie?

 

[Jamiednm]

Bringing oversized, novelty bolt cutters to a scissor fight.

FFs.