Match Thread Everton vs Newcastle - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[MrGrumpy]

Worlds strongest neck tie

 

[Martin Alvito]

If it was at St James the Saudis would just cut his head off.

FTFY.

 

[DanB90]

It’s a cable tie ffs.
Why are they using a pair of 3ft industrial sized bolt cutters.

 

[daza_1973]

If it was at St James the Saudis would just cut his hands off.

Head

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Go on you mentalist! This will show them

 

[Fansince1988]

perhaps this could change our season

 

[maccavennie]

Can't even afford a pair of decent cutters ffs

 

[ProZ]

I don’t care what the message is id rag him off by the hair of the head

 

[Bebeto]

Even off the pitch we are incompetent...

 

[Dixieslaces]

Everton that, they can't even get the friggin zip clip off ffs

 

[ChesterBlue]

christ lol

 

[Mozza1987]

Absolutely ridiculous this

 

[God Benfrey]

Sums up our bloody club ahahahah can't even cut it off ahahahha

 

[heatmeiser]

Give his hair a cut while you're doing it, scruffy [Poor language removed]

 

[when i score we riot]

Watching this is better than watching us play