Match Thread Everton v Valencia, Sat, 15.00

[evertonarntwe]

Richarlison makes me horny

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Fixed

It’s more a case of our defenders having me curl up into the foetal position mate.

 

[thebluenosebolt]

that ball from rich......oh my

 

[Lob]

What a ball that was from Richarlison.

 

[danny=)]

richarlison makes my pants wet
baines makes my eyes wet

 

[stretford blue]

That ball from Richarlison then was everything FC Sexy is about.

Can definitely spot a pass which has surprised me very impressive

 

[lungo]

Closing GAP with top6 still looks Mission impossible...

The football is much better then what we served up last season against Sevilla. We look like a football team. Shame about the defending, so the results will not be much better.

 

[Goat]

The boy Rico can play, not bad for 75m plus addons.

 

[Jimishorts]

Richarlison looking worth every penny in that first half

 

[Huyton Layne]

The lack of pace of Baines and Morgan is embarrassing. Morgan missing tackles is a real problem.

The thing is he's not slow. When he forgets himself and breaks in to a sprint he's actually got fair pace. He's just a word beginning with c.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

RICHY RICH

 

[LocalNative]

Gana has been excellent.

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

Not a bad half.

 

[Tubey]

Hahaha Richarlison is taking the urine. What a performance.

First half of football at Goodison I haven't booed for quite a while.

 

[Newman123]

I think you guys need a new CB and a new CM. Your two CM's seem to panic whenever they're pressed and they're going to give up a lot of goals through errors. You need someone to spread the play and someone who can pick a pass but who can also defend. I can't think of any player that would be realistic tbh.