Match Thread Everton v Valencia, Sat, 15.00

[devogue]

Didn't this happen last preseason?

 

[DanB90]

Size of that fly! Proper shyt myself.

 

[BigBlueConk]

Jammy

 

[Dozbik]

Someone please make a gif out of that bee.

 

[Tubey]

Richarlison is worth every penny of £40m.

 

[Jimishorts]

Stekkers off
Viagra on

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Actually laughable how bad we are at the back.

 

[Abraders]

Lol

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Once we sort that defence (Pickford, at least one centre half, Digne...), we could be half decent. Ish.

 

[TheBigIguana]

The worrying thing here is the defense hasn't even been beaten because they can't defend in space. It's been two crosses

 

[ProZ]

I still believe in Keane, even with this preseason. There is a player in there, maybe not a leader, but a player.

christ

 

[thebluenosebolt]

We almost have the startings of an attacking threat here.....top man Silva

 

[CRIMHEAD]

The lack of pace of Baines and Morgan is embarrassing. Morgan missing tackles is a real problem.

 

[RichardP]

Imagine what the score would be if we could defend.

2-0?

 

[lungo]

That's not offside

No offside for sure. Coleman isnt better then the other clowns in defense!