Match Thread Everton v Stoke City . Saturday 12/08/2017. 15.00

[orly]

You clearly meant to say

Warm up, Former Manchester United Football Club Legend Wayne Rooney

No because I love Wayne and him signing has been my transfer window highlight.

I want him to score today and cry, then we will all cry with him, out of joy a little bit but also relief, happiness, erotic dysfunction, all kinds

 

[JLW]

Can the fans please sing nice songs about Ross.
Just to help really. Thanks lads x

Nah, he's made his bed

 

[bicycleheader]

No because I love Wayne and him signing has been my transfer window highlight.

I want him to score today and cry, then we will all cry with him, out of joy a little bit but also relief, happiness, erotic dysfunction, all kinds

We will have to part ways on this one Orlington, I want him out the door asappppppppp. The back door. Or through a catflap. Just out please.

 

[Smig1878]

Rooney 1st yellow and 1st goal. Klaasenn anytime that'll be my £1.50 spent today!

 

[BigBlueConk]

Nah, he's made his bed

I think he wet it.

 

[seer]

Rooney 1st yellow and 1st goal.

Ha ha, that's a good shout!

8-6 to Everton... All own goals

 

[KevMirallas]

We're going to turn it on today. Sexy one-twos with Klaassen and Rooney all over the show, Sandro pulling them to all corners, Davies snapping in, Morgan doing those boss slidey-passes, Jordan dislocating his hips to ping those ridiculous side volleys.

It's going to click, it's going to be great. Hyped.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

I'm so excited, I've got that feeling on intense anticipation back after months now.
I can't wait for Everton to remind me what match days are all about:
Crippling disappointment.

Ev-er-ton

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Rooney, Klassen, Sandro, Davies. 4-0. Message sent.

COYB

 

[wiggum23]

1-1 Think our lack of pace will be an issue as they will just sit back and play on the break.

 

[Nymzee]

3-1 to us.

We'll gel a bit better today and home crowd will see us through. Don't think much of Stoke. Berahino to bag though.

 

[Caolam]

Can see this being a slog, Stoke to get as many behind the ball as they can and just hit us on the break. 0-0 away to Everton is a big result for Stoke.
Can see a long range shot from Rooney or a mix up in their defence letting Sandro in, possibly a pen. All three would do.

 

[BigBlueConk]

Tell you what I did think, from what I have seen preseason we are way off the pace of the two who played last night...

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Ahhhhh can't wait. Pump these mutants Everton! PUMP THEEEEEEEEEEMMMMM

 

[BlueLlama]

With full backs that can't stop crosses from going in we will lose this 2-0