Everton v Southampton - Saturday 5th May 17:30

[kenada_blue]

Any service today for Tosun with this lineup. Niasse should be by his side for this home game. Can't see the fans being too happy with this lineup. Can't see any football played today hopefully I am dead wrong. Sleepwalker.

We don't have footballers.

 

[StateSideToffee]

Please follow through with this proposed demonstration.

 

[Gladystweet]

Big Dunc looks particularly big today. Must be the warm weather.

It's called "the Allardyce diet"

 

[Jamiednm]

I’ll get up and turn my back at 18 minutes, but only because I’m on my sun lounger and don’t want my gorgeous face to burn.

 

[Mercedes]

I'm fffffffffurious.

I'm seething

 

[Gladystweet]

Am at my parents so am “treated” to UK tv for once - I’d fogotten how punchable Hoddle’s face is especially when he’s being that condescending.

Please, no swearing.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Fat Moss on the blower.

 

[Mercedes]

Haha nice stat that from the BT man

11 goals in our starting line up today.

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

We don't have footballers.

We have a precious few but they are stripped of their artistry by dire tactics.

 

[Azza]

This atmosphere sounds electric.

 

[Cels]

COYB!

 

[Lob]

SA's PR Machine working overtime tonight on BT Sport. Must have cost him a few bob.

 

[kenada_blue]

Kit looks good.

Football doesnt

 

[Gladystweet]

This atmosphere sounds electric.

Like static when you take ya jumper off.

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Southampton looks like the home team.