Everton v Southampton - Saturday 5th May 17:30

[Goat]

A hero rises, and thy name is Davy.

Hope Davy comes on, scores a hatrick and lifts up his top to show a crown paints vermin shirt to The Park end.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Who is Danny? Is it a Beni Davy combo player?

Champion of the World.

 

[carolinablue232]

Bolasieeeee lollollollol

Meanwhile in Germany...

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Dcl?

 

[ToffeeDan]

Looks like Sadalice is taking the p.. with that line up

 

[Prevenger17]

One of our two footballers out. I reckon Sam was bitter about Theo's comments and did his knee in

 

[ADT]

I hate Mark hughes I'd love us to send him down

 

[tsubaki]

Gonna be proper embarrassing when only 15 fans do it

"culminating in the dross being served since November 2017"?

 

[Mercedes]

Meanwhile in Germany...

Hopefully one of our summer signings

 

[Mercedes]

I hate Mark hughes I'd love us to send him down

I hate Sam more, I think!

It's a tough one

 

[ToffeeTim]

SAM OUT

 

[Azza]

Can't wait for this media love in.

 

[maccavennie]

Listen to Hoddle u tit. We ain't Stoke, we ain't West Brom, we ain't West Ham you ferret

 

[ToffeeTim]

Gtf Glenn Frauddle

 

[Mercedes]

Just seen BFS Pre match interview?

Definitely going to stand up and turn my back to the tv at 18 mins