Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United, KO 20:00 Mon 23rd April

[Kenshin]

I can genuinely say i don't care right now. Even at our worst under Martinez I still watched but not right now. You just know the lack of effort and anyone being arsed will produce a crap result.

Until allardyce has left I probably won't be much interested for the foreseeable future .

Hope we win 4-0 with klassen a goal and 3 assists. Vlasic and tosun and Coleman.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Has the potential to be the worst game of football ever played this. A real possibility for sure

 

[Seathestars]

Could be a record breaking TV audience.

 

[Sir Alan]

No interest not even sure I’ll even go.

Lack of interest is at an all time low

 

[Brent]

I hate seeing people say they wouldn't go. I would give my left arm to watch a match at Goodison. Win lose or draw.

 

[Cels]

An exciting 3-3 draw on the cards for this one

 

[AstroCyclo]

So bored of this season. Can’t wait for the transfer thread to bring back the excitement

 

[paddock1982]

It's always pleasing to complete a league double over a club,especially when the head to head record is close so I would like to win for record book purposes if nothing else.

 

[nsno-chris]

Geordies, proper meffs

 

[Caolam]

Fat Sam has been talking Newcastle up so we will probably be going for a point.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Fat Sam has been talking Newcastle up so we will probably be going for a point.

Do we ever go for anything else under the obsequious turd

 

[Walken]

Gravy vs paella, two obnoxious defensive fat beauts going toe to toe, what a dreadful match up

 

[Lob]

Feck the scoreline, lets just make sure that it is that reprobate's last game in charge of our beloved blues. Cannot take any more of his scumbaggery. Needs booing out of the ground.

 

[Rook]

I have a dentist appt at the same time as the match. they'll be a lot of pain and crying but unlike watching Everton at the end of the day the problem will be fixed.

 

[deipnosophist]

Has the potential to be the worst game of football ever played this. A real possibility for sure

Everton play like eleven blokes with rigor mortis, so there's some stiff competition for the 'worst game ever played' award.